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reply posted on 4-5-2007 @ 02:33 PM by maria_stardust
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You put in a blank check and you get back Donald Trump's wig combover.
I put in a half-eaten cranberry and walnut bagel...
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reply posted on 4-5-2007 @ 02:39 PM by MrMysticism
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Yummmmm! Toasted, just like when it comes out of the mini-oven at the dohnut shop!
In goes the guey excess of philly cream cheese!
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reply posted on 4-5-2007 @ 03:21 PM by secret titan
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And out pops a cheesecake....
I put in an empty envelope.....
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reply posted on 4-5-2007 @ 04:12 PM by MajorMalfunction
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And out pops the missing 19 minutes of Watergate tape.
Putting that in my pocket to sell to CNN, I insert the leftover chicken nugget my son just spit onto the ground ...
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reply posted on 4-5-2007 @ 04:19 PM by MrMysticism
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Out pops a gold nugget!!!!!!!! Unfortunately it's fools gold. I look around for the nearest fool and sell him the piece.
He paid me in quarters. I poured the bag in the machine.
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reply posted on 4-5-2007 @ 04:52 PM by maria_stardust
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You pour in a hefty bag of quarters, and you get back six cans of Big Red and a Mickey Mantle baseball card in mint condition.
I insert my son's worn out Teen Titans comic book...
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reply posted on 4-5-2007 @ 05:01 PM by Chukkles
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You get a brand new Power puff girls comic back!!!
I put in an invisible ink pen....
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reply posted on 4-5-2007 @ 11:38 PM by secret titan
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and you get squirted in the face with black ink
I put in an ice cold beer.......
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reply posted on 7-5-2007 @ 05:30 AM by Ghost01
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The machine drinks it and tosses the empty can back at you.
I put an alarm clock into the machine. . .
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reply posted on 11-5-2007 @ 02:28 PM by closettrekkie
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And the machine knocks you in the head with a hammer for waking it up.
I put Paris Hilton's dog in the machine
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reply posted on 11-5-2007 @ 04:14 PM by Ghost01
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. . .And the machine starts barking at you
So, I put in a copy of The Idiot's Guide to Dog Training
B.T.W.: why would any self respecting person by a book called The Idiot's Guide? 
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reply posted on 11-5-2007 @ 04:25 PM by MajorMalfunction
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You put in the book and out comes an idiot dog which runs off leaving a collar behind.
I put the collar into the machine ...
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reply posted on 11-5-2007 @ 05:00 PM by Falken
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You put the collar in and out comes The Idiots Guide to Dog Collars
I put in a ripped page from the book.....
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reply posted on 13-5-2007 @ 03:42 PM by balon0
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You put in a ripped page from the book.....
and you get a can of 
I stick in my deodorant stick into the machine
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reply posted on 13-5-2007 @ 03:45 PM by Chukkles
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It collects a load of hairs and you get it back...
I put in the bearded lady...
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reply posted on 13-5-2007 @ 09:20 PM by Don Wahn
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and out pops one of the hosts of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy...
I put in a bunch of old outdated cellphones...
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reply posted on 14-5-2007 @ 10:53 AM by ChiKeyMonKey
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out comes an analoge cable box (no broadband people...)
I put in the latest CSI:Miami DVD.
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reply posted on 14-5-2007 @ 11:21 AM by MajorMalfunction
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And out comes Don Johnson, rolled up blazer sleeves, no sock with loafers and all.
I put in a bag of old carrots I found in the bottom of my fridge ...
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reply posted on 14-5-2007 @ 11:54 AM by ChiKeyMonKey
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And out come the old bag of carrots sitting in the bottom of my fridge.
I put in my whole fridge as the door never shuts right and the light never comes on till you hit it.
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reply posted on 14-5-2007 @ 11:44 PM by maria_stardust
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You pop in your broken down fridge, and out pops a brand new ice chest filled to the brim of your favoritest frothy beverage. 
I pop in my 12 year-old niece's dog-earred, hardback, 870-page copy of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (I swear she's gonna kill me
for this, but that's what she gets for eating my Mother's Day chocolate!)...
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