The Fake News

Mad cow spreads rampantly throughout the globe.

"I like eating fake beef,"said Randal Anderson.


Gator attacks go rampant.

"Sean William Scott has a close encounter with a fake alligator".

Humanoid Robot Test runs .

"Free Fake Robot one billion available.Anti spam and spyware remover sold separately.

[edit on 30/1/2005 by Umbrax]

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Star Wars: Episode 3 due out soon!

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Paris Hilton admits that, to some, she may be a bit ugly....

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A horrible accident occurred today when PM Blair stepped off the tarmac this morning at Camp David....recent negative comments directed toward the Bush administration worry officials....

Ghost sightings increase by 38% in 2004 .

Experts expect this trend to continue until 2012. "We just can't calculate anything past 2012," claimed Dr.Mayanaman.


Reptilian eggs found at north pole.

Scientists expect to see more eggs when the polar cap melts." Not to worry," said Neo Anderson," you just have to think about them going away and they will."

Manned mission to Mars announced

"YEEE HAW!" exclaimed this man, " I'm going to be the first man to walk on the moon!"

I laugh my butt off everytime I read these!!!!

I'm not buying that for one second. If they are at the north pole then where is the snow?

Ehh...Jonna...they're fake...hence being FAKE NEWS

I loved this one I saw at my local super market the other day

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I thought that was HILLARIOUS! The artical that went with it was great too

THe frenchmen turning into frogs was hillarious too :

[edit on 31-1-2005 by Reikuro]

i wanna know what happened in this picture for real! blood on an airplane anit good

Jaywalking in NYC at all time low..

Even masked vigilantes are thwarted from jaywalking.
"These are my streets and I keep 'em clean," comments Jenny (age 9).


Reptilian captured by Bigfoot

Bigfoot finally shows his true intentions. " I'm just doing my job and trying to clean up the forest."
Bigfoot also claims that he is getting close to capturing the Goat Sucker.

Teenage smoking on the rise

"Smoking looks cool and all my friends are doing it." Says this local teen.

Rap Battle Turns Ugly

The first ever Honk Kong Rap Tournament turned sour after this rapper froze on stage. "I watched the movie 8 mile and was so inspired by the brown haired Eminem. I have lost face and must now seek the path to honor"

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3 Killed By Mad Man.

Witnesses watched a white male in his 30's with blond hair wearing sunglasses open fire in a bank. "He said he was all out of bubble gum and started killing us." One witness reports.

Obey

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IBM Convention Attendance At All Time Low.

"This is nowhere near as good as the Monkey Brains they gave us last year."