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Al Gebra math teacher terrorist arrested




Topic started on 26-1-2010 @ 09:40 PM by ProfEmeritus


I received this email today, and thought it would be fun to share with members:


TEACHER ARRESTED IN NEW YORK -

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.'
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.
It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow---




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reply posted on 26-1-2010 @ 09:46 PM by ll__raine__ll


ha ha. screw al gebra.
anyone following that crap deserves to be arrested.



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reply posted on 26-1-2010 @ 09:47 PM by OzWeatherman


LOL LOL LOL

You may want to request this to be moved to BTS where it belongs.

Very humorous though



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reply posted on 26-1-2010 @ 09:53 PM by ll__raine__ll


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no-one will see it on there. i'm sure in due course it will be moved ... in the meantime though ....



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