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reply posted on 27-1-2010 @ 06:57 PM by Signals
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23. You watch tonight's State Of The Union with a notebook and pencil.
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reply posted on 27-1-2010 @ 07:13 PM by Joecroft
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You Might Be A Conspiracy Theorist If…
1 You proudly refer to yourself as a “truth seeker”, but your friends think you are nuts…
2 Every time the wind picks up, your convinced, there is a black helicopter, hovering over your house…
3 You have found, amazing new ways, too brush your teeth…
4 They tell you there’re going to a funeral, but you know for sure, it’s the “Men in Black”
- JC
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reply posted on 28-1-2010 @ 02:32 AM by Zanti Misfit
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reply posted on 28-1-2010 @ 08:13 AM by Donny 4 million
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If you catch Cass Sunstine covertly fing with your hard drive.
If you obsess over that little bump on the back of your neck.
If you used a manikins arm to get your swine flue shot certificate
If you have a foxworthy type thread called
Disinfo- Dirtier than headcheese vomit.
You just may be an OS debunker
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reply posted on 28-1-2010 @ 05:13 PM by sirbikesalot06
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Originally posted by Signals
1. You frequent ATS.
2. You live in a Compound.
3. You hate anything that is popularly accepted in your culture.
4. You actually own a Tin Foil Hat.
5. You obsess over your SHTF kit.
6. You believe the Webbot is speaking directly to You.
7. You've seen the Mel Gibson movie Conspiracy Theory more than twice.
8. You are familiar with a character known as Zazz.
9. You hear the Voices.
10. You use acronyms like TPTB and MSM with your family and friends...and they're like "Whaaa"?
11. You only lurk here on ATS because joining up officially puts your name on The List.
12. You believe all avatars and background images have hidden secret meanings.
13. You are convinced HAARP is interfering with your garage door opener's operation.
14. You can think of at least 2 more examples to add to this thread.
~inspired by This Thread By S Dog
As for Number 3. Yes, I hate cars and the fact I could never ever afford one. And you have to have one to get around simply sucks.
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reply posted on 1-2-2010 @ 12:52 PM by Signals
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45. You always have your camera, and the batteries are good to go.
46. You are amused and somewhat curious of the sheep living their care-free lives.
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reply posted on 1-2-2010 @ 09:02 PM by The Utopian Penguin
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47) You refuse to add to this LIST,knowing full well that they are monitoring this LIST so that they can revise their LIST,thereby making it easier
for them to add you to that LIST and there is no way in hell your going to help them with that LIST knowing that your input in this LIST will make it
easier for them to add you to the LIST of LISTS they keep of these LISTS.
~adds a layer to his tinfoil hat ~ JUST IN CASE !
[edit on 1-2-2010 by The Utopian Penguin]
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reply posted on 1-2-2010 @ 09:11 PM by Now_Then
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- You are perfecting a device for detecting other life forms masquerading in human form, who obtain positions of power and infiltrate society's
crucial roles.
- You are also looking at ways of integrating a cross bow into this device.
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reply posted on 5-2-2010 @ 10:37 PM by Signals
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49. You sometimes log out of ATS but still continue to lurk....because the Gov. Agents here will think you've logged off and left. Just sayin'....
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reply posted on 6-2-2010 @ 12:40 AM by jinx880101
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You are familiar with a character known as Zazz.
- You reuse to support Mc Donald's any longer, because if TPTB wanted to 'do something' to the masses, that would be the easiest way & you know
it. & Also because they are one of the main culprits of deforestation.
- You refuse to drink tap water because of the fluoride levels might make you even more docile and controllable. You have even contemplated writing a
letter to your municipality regarding this urgent matter.
- You are wondering where you can buy a test kit, so that you can monitor the fluoride levels in the water daily.
To ad- You wear t-shirts that say-'Mind Criminal' & 'Free Speech, You get what you pay for'.... 
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reply posted on 6-2-2010 @ 10:57 AM by Signals
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reply posted on 7-2-2010 @ 11:33 AM by jinx880101
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Thanks!
About the T-Shirts, I make my own. First, design your t-shirt. You could buy a product called hotflex, ask someone (any branding or signage company)
who has a vinyl cutter and a heat press to cut and applicate the design for you.
I no longer buy any brand name t-shirts. Instead, I use my t-shirts as a sort of advertising space to create awareness and 'air my opinion's'
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reply posted on 12-2-2010 @ 04:34 PM by Signals
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54. You feel guilty if you don't create at least one meaningful thread here daily
55. You are convinced Jay-Z most be tied to NWO/PTB because there is NO talent whatsoever there...and that ugly dude pulled Beyonce, case closed.
56. You peek out the window every time a car passes by.
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reply posted on 13-2-2010 @ 10:41 AM by jinx880101
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56. You peek out the window every time a car passes by.
I believe that is what one would call 'paranoia'.....
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reply posted on 13-2-2010 @ 10:46 AM by Signals
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Me paranoid? Nonsense...
Hang on....brb.
Sorry, another helicopter just passed over my house.
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reply posted on 13-2-2010 @ 11:06 AM by Now_Then
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- Several people followed you today.
- Several people couldn't walk home.
- You're bored and depressed like me 
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reply posted on 13-2-2010 @ 03:05 PM by dalan.
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57. You replaced any crucifix in your home with pictures of William Cooper to whom you now refer to as "messiah."
58. You know the signs marking Clinton...I mean Bush...no wait, Obama...as the Antichrist.
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