You Might Be A Conspiracy Theorist If...

1. You frequent ATS.

2. You live in a Compound.

3. You hate anything that is popularly accepted in your culture.

4. You actually own a Tin Foil Hat.

5. You obsess over your SHTF kit.

6. You believe the Webbot is speaking directly to You.

7. You've seen the Mel Gibson movie Conspiracy Theory more than twice.

8. You are familiar with a character known as Zazz.

9. You hear the Voices.

10. You use acronyms like TPTB and MSM with your family and friends...and they're like "Whaaa"?

11. You only lurk here on ATS because joining up officially puts your name on The List.

12. You believe all avatars and background images have hidden secret meanings.

13. You are convinced HAARP is interfering with your garage door opener's operation.

14. You can think of at least 2 more examples to add to this thread.



~inspired by This Thread By S Dog

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1. You frequent ATS.
Check

3. You hate anything that is popularly accepted in your culture.
Hate? No. Question? Yes.

9. You hear the Voices.
We ALL hear voices.

13. You are convinced HAARP is interfering with your garage door opener's operation.
Not HAARP, my neighbor, Lewis. His electric can opener causes my garage door to go up and down every morning a 6:05 when he feeds his mutt a can of Alpo,

14. You can think of at least 2 more examples to add to this thread.
- 14A. You have your webcam pointed at the sky looking for black helicopters.
- 14B. You think your neighbor with the can opener may be a MIB sent to make you crazy.

15. you get mad if every single thread doesnt have a conspiracy in it

Sorry, but you only added 1 (see #14)

You Might Be A Conspiracy Theorist If...

You are able to mind control ... inspire other members into authoring similar threads.

[edit on 26 Jan 2010 by schrodingers dog]

1. You actually have a Zombie survival plan.
2. You know the meaning of the following: NWO, TPTB, HAARP, MK ULTRA.
3. You know that the Roswell crash wasn't actually in Roswell.
4. You want to live off the grid, because you know Big Brother is out to get you, and specifically YOU for some reason.
5. You've had to buy multiple copies of Catcher in the Rye, just because they keep falling apart from handling.
6. You keep a kit in your car for when the apocalypse comes, so you'll be ready.
7. When you see a light in the sky, your FIRST thought is that it must be a UFO.
8. When you hear a chopper, you assume it will be black with no markings.
9. You insist on sources for a conspiracy post, even if it is from other "crackpot" conspiracy theorists...
10. You can point out at least 3 NWO references on a common dollar bill.

You were immediately compelled to post in this thread.

You use the word "debunk" in everyday language and people look at you funny.

1.

You are obsessed with finding "the truth" about 911 almost 10 years later,seemingly to forget that who the government said did it had tried and almost succeeded a few years before.

2.

The American government is the most evil and vile entity on the planet while forgetting that Russia and China between the two of them have murdered probably 200 million or more of their own citizens.

People look at you strangely when you use the word "DISINFO" in a public place.

You know there's really something MORE to ATS membership when the chemtrails "mark" your house - "X" marks the spot!

Ha these 2 are golden!

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You Might Be A Conspiracy Theorist If


1: You believe that every sci-fi movie, you’ve ever seen, is really the truth!

2: You log into ATS, in a secret location, outside of your home town.



- JC


[edit on 26-1-2010 by Joecroft]

1. If you blame the unseasonably cold weather on bush not handing over the global warming machine to Obama when he left office. Instead he kept it for himself. If he could get it home, its pretty big isn't it?

2 If you actually believe there is a gloabal warming machine.

3.You notice baphomet in a country music video in the background.

4. You try to figure out what every thing says backwards on billboards and businesses.

5. If you think that most of the natural disatsters are somehow linked to evil scientist.

6. If you think its possible that no plane hit the world trade center.

7 if you think it doesn't matter whether there were planes or not the buildings were on the ground regardless.

8. You try to figure out the next time you will see someone based on numerology. LOL

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You Might be a Conspiracy Theorist If.....

1. You think your Parents are Spying on you for the Goverment .

2. You know for an Absolute Fact that you left your Car Keys on your night table , but notice they have suddenly somehow disappeared out of thin air , and that some Alien Life Form MUST be Responseable !

3. You don't Believe for a Minute that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK

4. You see Walt Disney in a Retirement Home in Fla. , and when you try to tell someone , Nobody Believes you !

5. You Log onto ATS looking for your Cheating Girlfriends other Boyfriend .

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1. If you get snitched on by fellow ATS/BTS members.

2. You this site as if its the only place to find the truth.

You might be a conspiracy theorist if:

1. Your friends think you're "crazy" for talking to them about the evil gov't or talking to them about any knowledge you've aquired over the years.

2. You separate yourself from people because you refer to them as "sheep"!

3. You can see, in everyday circumstances, mind control at work with the general public.

4. You realize the TV is doing more bad then good, then you also realize the TV is doing exactly what is supposed to. Programming people to act and talk a certain way.

5. You LOL at any one of my numbers.

I, for one, have done all the above and more.


Phew! And I thought I was the only one...

Every time you shop for groceries you find reasons to mutter to your spouse, "It's a conspiracy!"

Every time an actor dies and the show is canceled, or every time a show is canceled and the actor dies, you immediately smell a conspiracy.

22. You anxiously await the next video installment from Johnny Anonymous.

You don't get an H1N1 vaccination because you have serious concerns over what's REALLY in those damn things....

You actually look forward to the airport x-ray scanners so you can locate the chip implant without having to dish out your own cash at the doctors ...

* Every time you here a car door slam you feel compelled to check outside just in case 'they' have found you.

* You have purchased gas masks for every member of your family, each with multiple filters.

* You notice when a van has been parked on your street for more then a day.

* You dont watch TV anymore at all because it is a tool to control you.