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reply posted on 6-1-2010 @ 05:27 AM by Karlhungis


Originally posted by tribewilder













I don't even know what to say?!! That is.... well... HOW DARE YOU!



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reply posted on 6-1-2010 @ 07:05 AM by Raud


Originally posted by Karlhungis
Contrary to popular belief, the yellow snow cone tastes marvellous! Just can't have enough of 'em! Yummiezzz....



You're not supposed to eat those Karl. I thought we were on the clear that they are strictly ornamental.



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reply posted on 6-1-2010 @ 01:32 PM by AlienCarnage


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Mosquito thread

Hello!

This is the thread in which we mosquito each other.

Let's get this show on the road!



Man there are a lot of off topic posts for a thread about mosquitoes.
I want to know about the mosquitoes.


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reply posted on 6-1-2010 @ 04:12 PM by havok


Originally posted by AlienCarnage
Man I love eating mosquitoes!
I want to know why everyone else doesn't eat mosquitoes!
I am a frog!



Sheesh. Tell the world why don't ya!





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reply posted on 20-1-2010 @ 01:46 AM by Raud


Originally posted by havok
Geeez! Smell my armpits, why don't ya!



Eeek! I'd rather not plixx!



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reply posted on 20-1-2010 @ 03:11 AM by Chadwickus





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reply posted on 20-1-2010 @ 09:26 AM by The Utopian Penguin


Originally posted by Chadwickus



Have you spent all your bail out money yet ?

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reply posted on 31-1-2010 @ 12:31 AM by JaxonRoberts


Originally posted by The Utopian Penguin
Do you have all my bail money yet ?


Really Pengy... Did you have to illegally club all those seals???



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reply posted on 31-1-2010 @ 02:59 AM by Raud


Originally posted by JaxonRoberts
Really Angry... Do you know the illegal clubs with all those seals???


You are making no sense here Jax...



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reply posted on 31-1-2010 @ 03:52 AM by JaxonRoberts


Originally posted by Raud
I am wearing no pants here Jax...


TMI, Raud, TMI...



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reply posted on 31-1-2010 @ 03:59 AM by Raud


Originally posted by JaxonRoberts
TLC, Raud, gimme some TLC...


Naaawww, there there, there there....



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reply posted on 31-1-2010 @ 01:17 PM by JaxonRoberts


Originally posted by Raud
Paaawww, not there, not there....


Oh my!!! Well might I suggest some VERY intensive therapy! It might be expensive, but I think you really need it!!!



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reply posted on 12-2-2010 @ 09:50 AM by Raud


Originally posted by JaxonRoberts
Oh my.... Well might I suggest some VERY intensive lap dancing! I might be expensive, but I think you really need it...rraawwwrrr


Ehm...thanks, but no thanks.
Gee Jax, you are really coming on to me lately.



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reply posted on 12-2-2010 @ 10:01 AM by AlienCarnage


Originally posted by Raud
Ehm...thanks..
Gee Chadwickus, I am really coming on to you lately, I hope you are interested.




Wow save that for the U2U's, no one needs to see that.

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