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reply posted on 2-1-2010 @ 09:17 AM by Raud


Originally posted by havok
I'll always keep that Raud in mind! "You were always on my miiiind"*sings* :'(


Oh, stop it! Making me blush all over the place...



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reply posted on 2-1-2010 @ 09:39 AM by RuneSpider


Originally posted by Raud
Originally posted by havok
I'll always keep that Raud in mind! "You were always on my miiiind"*sings* :'(


Oh, keep it up! I'm gushing all over the place.


Well, if you say so.



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reply posted on 2-1-2010 @ 10:02 AM by Raud


Originally posted by RuneSpider
My best friend is a pile of slime that came out of my throat this very morning. I call it "Bob". Bob the blob


Well, isn't that something! Good to hear you are no longer alone in this world matey!



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reply posted on 2-1-2010 @ 10:11 AM by havok


Originally posted by Raud
Well, isn't that something! At least you have friends...

Mine only account for the collection of beer mugs in the corner.
But, I named them in alphabetical order!


So, you DO name them....



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reply posted on 2-1-2010 @ 02:30 PM by nixie_nox


Originally posted by Raud
So, I DO name the lint that comes out from between my toes, Fuzzy, Johnny, and Linty. Though my doctor insists I get rid of them and need a few more sessions.


Its will all be ok Raud. Though if you take them to work on take you kid to work day, I might be a little concerned.

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reply posted on 3-1-2010 @ 03:24 AM by Raud


Originally posted by nixie_nox
Don't ask me how I did it, but I managed to send my therapist to the mental asylum after he had me as his patient...for 10 minutes!


It takes one make one... A psycho that is.



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reply posted on 3-1-2010 @ 05:54 AM by havok


Originally posted by Raud
*singing* "cause we are li-ving in a material world, and I am a material girl! You know that we are li-ving..."



Raud, your singing is music to my ears!
Sounds like a dying moose!









(you don't need help on that quote, do you!)



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reply posted on 3-1-2010 @ 07:46 AM by Raud


Originally posted by havok
I smell like a dying moose!


What else is new...



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reply posted on 3-1-2010 @ 09:03 AM by nixie_nox


Originally posted by Raud
It takes one macaroni decorated can and I get to graduate.



I am proud of you!



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reply posted on 3-1-2010 @ 09:05 AM by nixie_nox


Originally posted by havok

I like to tie sticks to my ears!
And run around the house pretending to be a moose!


Hey, as long as it is legal. Who am I to judge?



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reply posted on 3-1-2010 @ 10:25 AM by havok


Originally posted by nixie_nox
Everything I do is illegal! Who am I to judge?



Better not tell your neighbors, nixie...



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reply posted on 3-1-2010 @ 04:17 PM by nixie_nox


Originally posted by havok


I Better tell the neighbors their dog was elected president.


Um, I think your confusing the political commercials with the ones from the humane society.



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reply posted on 3-1-2010 @ 04:32 PM by schrodingers dog


Originally posted by nixie_nox

My hovercraft is full of eels!


Naughty Nixie!

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reply posted on 3-1-2010 @ 06:44 PM by DINSTAAR


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I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.



schrodingers dog=HAL 9000?



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reply posted on 3-1-2010 @ 06:47 PM by DINSTAAR


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The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.



nixie_nox=HAL 9000?

schrodingers dog=nixie_nox=HAL 9000?

Mind=blown



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reply posted on 3-1-2010 @ 06:52 PM by schrodingers dog


Originally posted by DINSTAAR

The thing about Ohio State bandwagoneering fans like myself is that we want to go to a game where we obviously don't belong. It would be best to go to the championship game and get murdered by a much better team like the Wofford Terriers.


Makes sense.



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reply posted on 3-1-2010 @ 07:17 PM by tribewilder











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reply posted on 4-1-2010 @ 08:01 AM by havok


Originally posted by tribewilder
What I originally posted was so MEAN that I got a T&C Violation!
I am the greatest! No one can mis-quote like me!




Well, tribewilder, you win some, you lose some!



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reply posted on 4-1-2010 @ 10:46 AM by tribewilder


To receive an off topic post = Bad

To receive an off topic post in BTS = really really Bad

To receive an off topic post in BTS's jokes, puns, and pranks forum = Unheard Of

To receive the BTS dummy of the year award = Priceless


I shall wear my hat with pride



Edit to add: this is an actual post removal due to the fact that..I brokez the roolez



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reply posted on 4-1-2010 @ 11:21 AM by havok


Originally posted by tribewilder
To receive an off topic post = It happens

To receive an off topic post in BTS = I do it often

To receive an off topic post in BTS's jokes, puns, and pranks forum = What I'm striving for!

To receive the BTS dummy of the year award = MY ULTIMATE GOAL!


I shall have a dunce smiley now!



Edit to add: this is an actual post removal due to the fact that..I found cooler smilies than you!





Smart one, that tribewilder.



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