American Sarcasm Society

reply to post by Donny 4 million

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Donny 4, Thank you for that contribution. My sides are splitting from the laughter. lol lol lol see....

And I can't speak for the other members here at A. S. S. but I'm sure they will enjoy it as much as I have.

And if in the future you have anymore "funnys" like that, be sure and share them with us.

Have A nice Day

reply to post by whaaa

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Sure, thank you very much.
Yeah, right.
PS You forgot to ask me if I am a turtle?

[edit on 23-1-2010 by Donny 4 million]

reply to post by JaxonRoberts

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Ohhhhh!!!

J.R., am an SOOO sorry to hear about your terrible so-called "life"....

I mean, from everything I've "heard' on the "interwebs" you have been just the best at keeping everyone satisfied and happy...


----oh, dear....did I jump from "" sarcasm "" to just "" evil "" ???

Oops, it's a very fine line....I "" APOLOGIZE "" if i slipped, but then....oh, never mind, that was going to be a sick joke.



Speaking of sarcastic, the other day I overheard someone talking about a "Bunch of pricks."

...I thought, at first, they were talking about cactus....

reply to post by weedwhacker

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Will this hilarity ever stop. WW you are flyin me right into a coronary with that sophisticated and witty comedy. What's next, pull my finger?

It's so great that you can bring a ray of sunshine for us to bask in here at ASS headquarters, please feel free to contribute anytime the mood strikes you.

reply to post by whaaa

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Well, I am simply squirming with delight at those latest, and I assume, heartfelt expressions of such wonderful sentiment.

I can tell that you really, really mean it, and it makes me feel all warm and FUZZY all over.

Thanks, I REALLY appreciate it.

I can't tell you how TRULY ENDEARING it is to get such attention from YOU!!!

There are FEW words to further express the impression you have just made on me...

(Oh, SNAP!!! That may have gone a bit too far, so I am so very sorry if I have offended anyone.....)

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Edit, because it didn't look right, but my bb codes ESCAPED my notice....so, I say "STET"!!! EXCEPT,found the error....ERROR MANAGED, so.....

..... you can "Kiss My Grits!!!" (Oh, gosh...just showed my age...and the age of those who don't get the reference....oh, well)





[edit on 24 January 2010 by weedwhacker]

whaaa, dear, I haven't been over to Lounge Noir much of late, as I've been busy hand embroidering all these towels for your headquarters here. The stitching of the acronym on them is undoubtedly some of my best work. I hope you like these new A.S.S. wipes.


Oh, yes, ask Donny if he's a turtle.