8 simple steps to world domination

1. One of the three people (my friends and I made this plan up, there were three of us) is elected to president of the United States.
2. We make a special treaty with Canada saying they are in danger of being invaded, so we then place troops in Canada.
3. Backstab Canada, then invade Mexico and the rest of the North American continent.
4. South America will easily fall.
5. Conquer Africa, promising relief from all the diseases.
6. Use Africa as a base for invading Europe.
7. Allow Asia the choice of making a coalition, or conquer them.
7a. If Asia agrees to join a coaliton, backstab them as well.
8. Just for the fun of it make bases in Antarctica.

You and your two friends have been playing too much Risk.

I claim Kamchatka!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, they've never played Risk, and I suck at it.

SoAx

That's the best...Conquer as much as you can before the ring goes off the board. Makes playing RISK only take about 2 hours on average...instead of like 6...

ermsss
let me think for a while.........
we in ASIA will retaliate back to any western conquering plan........etc

Do you speak Malaysian or English?

Besides, we will have the worlds biggest, hugest, bad-assiest army out there.

And we won't just be western, and if you think about, we could be east from Asia.

[Edited on 13-2-2003 by Inspectah]