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Don't mess with old folks




Topic started on 2-7-2009 @ 01:56 PM by mrmonsoon


an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up
to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden
shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back
door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed
stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and
stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock
your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now
because I just shot them." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire
Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the old man's house, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot
them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"





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reply posted on 2-7-2009 @ 08:53 PM by peacejet


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Why did the SWAT team come for this simple burglar arrest?



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reply posted on 2-7-2009 @ 09:07 PM by mrmonsoon


PJ,

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now
because I just shot them." and he hung up.

The guy said he shot the robbers the cops were ignoring.

thats why they showed up...





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reply posted on 2-7-2009 @ 09:11 PM by AccessDenied


Yep..heard this one before..too true.
Cops don't care about thugs stealing your personal stuff.
Can't make a name for themselves simply arresting a burglar.

Heard this too..for a woman being attacked, never cry help! or rape! cry..FIRE! for sure people will come running. TWISTED.

Of course..if you really want a cop..roll a doughnut down the road...



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reply posted on 2-7-2009 @ 09:21 PM by mrmonsoon


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on a more serious note, you want all the cops in town to show up???

Call that a cop was attacked and injured.

They will all come running and will shot first at suspect.

Ever notice cop killers never make it to trial...



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reply posted on 2-7-2009 @ 09:21 PM by peacejet


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I would say that an ambulance is enough. Why did they ask the SWAT to come if all the robbers were dead?



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reply posted on 2-7-2009 @ 10:10 PM by mrmonsoon


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reply posted on 3-7-2009 @ 10:07 AM by whatukno


It's an old joke.

good one though.



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reply posted on 31-7-2009 @ 08:55 AM by mrmonsoon


Old folks, not just for going to church anymore....

Old enough to know better, old enough to not care...




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