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Tying the Knot!




Topic started on 27-6-2009 @ 02:51 PM by RuneSpider


Inspired by I Biotch Take Thee BoneHead, I have decided to announce my engagement to my longtime love coffee.

Isn't she lovely?


It's been a long affair, stretching back nearly sixteen years, when my dad first introduced us.

Unlike most other loves, our has been a state of constant passion. Without my dear coffee, I am listless, apathetic, morose.
I just lay in bed, unable to get motivated.

But when I'm with my beloved coffee, things just seem better. I have a spring in my step, and a smile on my face.


When things get dull, there's coffee to bring me right up.



When she's around, sometimes just going to a lecture can be an experience.

As for our love life, well. Whenever it needs a spark, she's willing to bring friends.


Not that I really need it, I mean, look at those curves!


And she has so many different ways to keep me interested.
French roast, dark roast, Italian, Vanilla...
*ahem* Anyway...




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reply posted on 27-6-2009 @ 03:51 PM by AccessDenied


OMG!!!.....ummm I think I might cheat...for coffee...MMMMMMM.



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reply posted on 27-6-2009 @ 06:07 PM by RuneSpider


Originally posted by AccessDenied
OMG!!!.....ummm I think I might cheat...for coffee...MMMMMMM.


Well, Coffee is a free spirit, so I can understand her attention wandering a bit. As long as Lombozo has no problems, I can't see any problems.



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reply posted on 28-6-2009 @ 05:31 PM by uk today


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congrats RS on your engagement
i'm sure you'll have many years of pure bliss and contentment with little Miss Coffee Bean
And i bet she smells sooooooo good--especially 1st thing in the morning.
she'll always be around to pick ya up and make ya feel real good !!



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reply posted on 28-6-2009 @ 07:54 PM by The Utopian Penguin


Congrats RS I can see the two of you were meant for each other...

...and I think this thread brings a whole new meaning to the words "Wedding Day Jitters" lol..



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reply posted on 1-7-2009 @ 04:08 AM by Scooby Doo


Off to Starbucks, talk to you all soon



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