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The Best 911 calls!




Topic started on 17-6-2009 @ 10:31 AM by whatukno



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Chicken nuggets 911 call...

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reply posted on 1-7-2009 @ 03:51 AM by Scooby Doo


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Haha, that's hilarious. Did she really call the cops four times, because they did'nt have any chicken nuggets?



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reply posted on 1-7-2009 @ 07:40 PM by mblahnikluver


My favorite 911 call is about a cop who took home a substance I cant talk about on here and then made brownies with it. OMG its hilarious!!!! I would post it but I dont want to get in trouble. So just go to youtube and type worlds dumbest cop...other than that one i got nothing!!! However the mcdonalds lady is hilarious! I know there was one where a lady called 911 cause there wasnt enough shrimp in her fried rice.



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reply posted on 1-7-2009 @ 07:46 PM by mblahnikluver


[object width="425" height="344">[embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aEsaI-cS-kI&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344">

haaaaa! This is why you never give these out!

I have no idea how to get the video in the thread...sorry not really good at this

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reply posted on 1-7-2009 @ 09:51 PM by whatukno





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reply posted on 21-7-2009 @ 02:49 PM by yayap3


There was one about a Burger King. This lady called 911 because the burger king didn't have any whoppers and her kids were hungry. It's somewhere on Youtube.



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reply posted on 21-7-2009 @ 05:43 PM by Bluebelle


The last one on the video HAD to be someone taking the pee.

But I absolutely love that bit where the police cars are chasing that other car in a circle



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reply posted on 25-7-2009 @ 08:51 AM by ConstantlyWondering


Originally posted by mblahnikluver
My favorite 911 call is about a cop who took home a substance I cant talk about on here and then made brownies with it. OMG its hilarious!!!! I would post it but I dont want to get in trouble. So just go to youtube and type worlds dumbest cop...other than that one i got nothing!!! However the mcdonalds lady is hilarious! I know there was one where a lady called 911 cause there wasnt enough shrimp in her fried rice.


I know the one you are talking about. It is worth the time to look it up!



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