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You know you are drinking too much coffee when...




Topic started on 20-5-2009 @ 02:03 PM by jman1a


Here is a thread for all my caffeine addicted brothers and sisters on BTS... so here we go... You know you are drinking too much coffee when...

-You answer the door before people knock.
-Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
-You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
-You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
-You don't sweat, you percolate.
-Instant coffee takes too long.
-You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
-You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
-You can't even remember your second cup.
-Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.

Ps im gulity of some of these too



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reply posted on 20-5-2009 @ 02:37 PM by RuneSpider



-You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.



What's wrong with that?



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reply posted on 29-5-2009 @ 08:32 PM by ConstantlyWondering


Originally posted by jman1a
-You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.



I am soooo guilty of this. Along with grinding the beans with my teeth!!



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reply posted on 29-5-2009 @ 08:41 PM by The Utopian Penguin


You end up like this guy....
Behold ...The Coffee guy !!!


YouTube Link



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reply posted on 30-5-2009 @ 07:24 PM by badgerprints


I'll be needing a one and a half , half and half with one third decaf quadruple shot, extra hot, quarter whip, extra foam, light drizzle, marble mocha macciato, with sugar free light soy cream.

That's when you know.



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reply posted on 30-5-2009 @ 07:59 PM by heyo


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Um, just a large double double please.



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reply posted on 31-5-2009 @ 05:06 AM by The Utopian Penguin


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LOL heyo.... it's spring now,the standard order includes a big Ice Cap as well.

I saw two people meet ,date, get engaged, marry,have a kid,
get divorced,get remarried,and open their own Timmie's,while waiting in line .



oh and Badgerprints ...I saw the word decaf lol..whats decaf ?



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reply posted on 31-5-2009 @ 03:23 PM by jman1a


I saw the word decaf lol..whats decaf ?



Its mostly brown and water. lol



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reply posted on 31-5-2009 @ 04:11 PM by GENERAL EYES


Have you ever ordered a drink at a cafe that requires convincing the baristas to allow you behind the counter to show them how to do it?



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reply posted on 31-5-2009 @ 06:25 PM by CelticMist


Ahhhh...what is life without java?
Make mine hot, alot, and plenty of creamer!!
No sugar in my brew!!



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reply posted on 31-5-2009 @ 08:09 PM by badgerprints


oh and Badgerprints ...I saw the word decaf lol..whats decaf ?
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Man, I don't know what half of that meant. It was all I could remember from what my last girlfriend used to drink.
She was always a bit pretentious but she mellowed out after a few shots of bourbon.
I like a quad venti mocha on occasion but usually I just drink regular black coffee or many many espressos.


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reply posted on 1-6-2009 @ 12:00 AM by The Utopian Penguin


Originally posted by GENERAL EYES
Have you ever ordered a drink at a cafe that requires convincing the baristas to allow you behind the counter to show them how to do it?



OK GE WINS YAY lol

Have you considered owning a cafe lol

You hhave coffe e inn yyour vvienss.

<~~~just one more pot today smiliee lol

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reply posted on 1-6-2009 @ 12:49 AM by GENERAL EYES


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If I ever satisfy and survive the terms and conditions of this incarnation in this lifetime - yes. I shall open a cafe.

And ATS members will get one espresso beverage of their choice free...and free drip refills for all eternity in their ATS coffeemugs.



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reply posted on 1-6-2009 @ 01:20 AM by jman1a


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I soo want an ATS mug... Something every conspiracy nut needs.... more coffee. I would love an ATS cafe would spend all day there... only if it had wifi tho.

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reply posted on 2-6-2009 @ 09:59 AM by whatukno


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I got me one of these...

www.cafepress.com...

Now thats a coffee mug!



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reply posted on 2-6-2009 @ 04:09 PM by jman1a


Originally posted by whatukno
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I got me one of these...

www.cafepress.com...

Now thats a coffee mug!


"6.75" tall, 3.75" diameter base, 3" diameter rim"*drolls*
Now THAT is a mug!



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