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2012 Beer Party - The Annunaki Are Coming!




Topic started on 9-4-2009 @ 09:20 PM by greenorbs


You worry-warts have it all wrong.

The Annunaki are not coming to enslave and eat us in 2012, but rather are going to host an intergalactic beer party!

We'll all be chugging soon with the main man Enki and his hot daughter Ninkasi, the Sumerian goddess of beer.

The Annunaki taught us how to make beer, and 2012 is the time to party!

Where will you be for keg stands in the name of Enki on December 21, 2012?




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reply posted on 9-4-2009 @ 09:22 PM by Seany


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name the place

i'll bring a keg to that



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reply posted on 9-4-2009 @ 09:31 PM by chapter29


Originally posted by greenorbs
You worry-warts have it all wrong.



No dude...you got it wrong!


The party already started man..!








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reply posted on 9-4-2009 @ 09:35 PM by Le Colonel


The most upbeat theory that I have heard in a long time. Seems plausible.

Count me in.

Beer Bash



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reply posted on 9-4-2009 @ 09:35 PM by Republican08


One message to aliens.

Dont drink and drive, you saw what happened in Roswell.

Arrive Alive, Don't drink and fly saucers!!!!



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reply posted on 9-4-2009 @ 09:36 PM by spy66


This is actually a fascinating alternative to our written history and religion. The dark ages hide a lot of unanswered questions.

Its quite fascinating how we can use the Aliens work to describe Adam and Eve. It actually makes more sense then our Bible lol.



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reply posted on 9-4-2009 @ 09:40 PM by Chovy


I thought they were coming to destroy all humans?
Or was it drink with humans?



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reply posted on 9-4-2009 @ 09:42 PM by Le Colonel


I just hope they bring some good beer, not some terrible tasting brand from the south.

note: check my location



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reply posted on 10-4-2009 @ 12:33 AM by Another Vodka


Originally posted by Chovy
I thought they were coming to destroy all humans?
Or was it drink with humans?


"To Serve Man"...

Oh no! It's a drink menu! A DRINK MENU!!!



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reply posted on 10-4-2009 @ 12:54 AM by Revolution-2012


Ah man, I already had this planned out months ago. XD

Cept, I never made a thread about it.


Like I said, I'm hosting a nudist party in the middle of a massive city, like Monterey, CA.

We'll be drinking, barbecuing, all the nice stuff.



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reply posted on 10-4-2009 @ 07:11 PM by greenorbs


Originally posted by chapter29
Originally posted by greenorbs
You worry-warts have it all wrong.



No dude...you got it wrong!


The party already started man..!








Looks like we'll have to be in top form to keep up with 'em come 2012!



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reply posted on 10-4-2009 @ 07:16 PM by superdebz


Any excuse to get wasted right?
count me in XD



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reply posted on 10-4-2009 @ 08:04 PM by pazcat


Every day is a beer party anyways.
Just as long as they dont turn up with weak, flavourless U.S beer or even worse light beer.



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reply posted on 10-4-2009 @ 11:33 PM by synappz


We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.



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reply posted on 12-4-2009 @ 08:39 AM by free_spirit_earth


HAHAHA That picture is classic, i'll dj at the party dude, space sounds it is!!!!



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reply posted on 25-4-2009 @ 11:09 AM by Republican08


Originally posted by Revolution-2012
Ah man, I already had this planned out months ago. XD

Cept, I never made a thread about it.


Like I said, I'm hosting a nudist party in the middle of a massive city, like Monterey, CA.

We'll be drinking, barbecuing, all the nice stuff.


Nude, Barbecuing and drinking. I can only imagine horrific accidents coming out of that!!



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reply posted on 25-4-2009 @ 10:25 PM by radioactive_liquid


Enlil better have a couple shots of vodka with me and hopefully Inanna comes home with me



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reply posted on 1-6-2009 @ 08:43 PM by LAUGHING-CAT


"Desroy all humans", wasn't that a movie?

mebbe?



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reply posted on 1-7-2009 @ 03:56 AM by Scooby Doo


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I will bring some Carlsberg. Watch out for schrodingers dog, he might bring a fruity cocktail.



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