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Topic started on 20-1-2009 @ 01:57 AM by Revolution-2012


To start off I am the God of Failure, the failure resides of such massive failure that when one considers me to have failed they fail within their failure by failing to fail my failure enigma. The failularites involve complex failure of the fail philosophy and epidemic that is failing the chatrooms of the ATS/BTS as we speak. When one fails they have failed themself, and when one fails me the fail fails because of the molecular structure of the pixels in your monitor producing the fail. Therefore when the fail has been failed the fail when gain it's gravity and project it's course throughout failure time space. When the fail has began it's decent to failure, the fail will be flamed massively to failure proceeding sub-atomic zero-point failularities which consist of fail, failure, and failities. The Failology is a very simple concept and has became a paradox of failure, once the fail had been presented to me for the first time in ATS/BTS chat I had failed the fail on atomic levels. I released nano failularities into the fail and proceed to fail all failing. I am the God of Failology, and failure is failed when presented with incoherent failularities. My apposal, The Utopian Penguin is a class A failure. Me and The Utopian Penguin have came to the conclusion that;


Failure (colloquially fail, phail or flop) in general refers to the state or condition of not meeting a desirable or intended objective.


Is a failure on multiple levels, when failing a failure cannot breach within other failure conditions, seen in part 5 of the Failology Bible.


It may be viewed as the opposite of success.


Is a failure when success of a failure within even miniscule amounts exists, then the failure has failed to fail creating the fail paradox.

So, until your fails have failed and failure has failed you, you may look to me and TUP for answers of failure, and failing answers. So while Blossom Goodchild performed a epic failure, the failure proceeded to create a failure time space fail resulting in massive damage of truth, and failing on cataclysmatic levels.

So failures, have a good day.




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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 07:11 AM by The Scarecrow





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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 09:24 AM by outrider


first one



another one



had to add this one



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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 06:07 PM by Revolution-2012




EPIC FAILURE FAILS YOUR FAILURE WITH THE FAILURE OF EPIC FAILURES FAILING TO SUCCEED IN YOUR FAILURE FAIL



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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 06:16 PM by Revolution-2012


FAILURE!!!!




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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 11:03 PM by GENERAL EYES





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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 11:08 PM by Revolution-2012





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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 11:17 PM by The Scarecrow


www.belowtopsecret.com...


^^Fail.

Yo rev, I think q gives you a run for your money in the failure department.



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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 11:22 PM by GreyFoxSolid





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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 11:25 PM by q_ball


since my fail thread fail...this will too



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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 11:27 PM by Revolution-2012


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his fail was failed by dbates epic failure




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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 11:30 PM by The Scarecrow


Originally posted by Revolution-2012
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his fail was failed by dbates epic failure






Quoted for emphasis.

Hahaha.



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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 11:32 PM by Revolution-2012


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THE FAILING OF THIS THREAD HAS BEEN FAILED!!!




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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 11:35 PM by asmeone2



Fail?

You decide.


Fake ID Fail.


Fail.
(at least, the BC did.)



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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 11:39 PM by The Scarecrow




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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 11:40 PM by Revolution-2012


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I'd fail that failure.

If you fail what I mean

Of course after som failure




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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 11:44 PM by asmeone2


Sorry but this one will be off topic:


Win!!!!



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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 11:48 PM by Revolution-2012


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I fail to understand what a mushmouth is? I suppose that makes me of a failure level never seen before on the planet earth.




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reply posted on 20-1-2009 @ 11:53 PM by asmeone2







Fail. And yet, win...



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reply posted on 21-1-2009 @ 12:03 AM by Revolution-2012


YOUR WIN FAILS! ULTIMATE FAILURE!




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