So Im Sleeping good takeing a nap

then something tries to eat me, it looked like the mom from dead alive it was weird. then it smells like cookies like some weirdo parlor trick or something.

or it smells like swamp fudge

Is there any point to anything you post here???

Not a one liner....

My sentiments exactly.

reply to post by skeptic1

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reply to post by AccessDenied

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I "third" that.

And yes, that was a one-liner. And I can't be off topic because we don't really know what the topic is.

Rush

reply to post by raver2005

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I am surprised to hear your story. I though we, a group of us, had rid the world of the night eater. Apparently It still lives.

There are several things you can do to protect yourself. PLEASE do take precautions immediately as the attacks will get worse.

You must not sleep after the sun goes down. You may sleep as soon a you see first light each morning.

Next, the night eater apparently smells something sweet on your breath or you body. Do not bathe again until this issue is resolved.

What ever you do, do not eat anything sweet.

Finally, get a few boxes of cookies and assorted sweet rolls and crumble them up finely and sprinkle them all around your bed and at the entrance to your bedroom door. Keep a large bowl of Twinkies by your door also.

When the night eater eats enough Twinkies the ingredients they are made with will kill the night eater. If a new one ever comes back just do the same routine over again.

Good luck and may the force be with you as you do battle.