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reply posted on 28-4-2004 @ 05:27 PM by aldsar


what about
you couldnt find water if you fell out of a boat.



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reply posted on 28-4-2004 @ 07:16 PM by pineappleupsidedown



Originally posted by DarkHelmet
I'm sure you've all heard of Weird "Al" Yankovich. In his new CD Poodle Hat, his song Genius in France has all kinds of these... like: I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel, I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball, and my personal favorite:The room temperature's higher than my IQ.

Here's the rest of the lyrics:
Genius In France


Yeah, i was totally thinking of werid al when reading this, but u beat me to posting



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reply posted on 5-5-2004 @ 09:37 AM by radiant


[Thou hath] not so much brain as ear wax.

Thou fawning dismal-dreaming mammet!

Be not lost so poorly in your thoughts.

Thou currish idle-headed devil-mon
O teach me how I should forget to think.


Thou clouted clay-brained fustilarian!

all from shakespeare



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reply posted on 27-5-2004 @ 02:43 PM by DivineSoma

How to say,

1) You're not the smartest peanut in the turd.

2) You're dumber than a DlCK on a dog.


[Edited on 5/27/2004 by DivineSoma]



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reply posted on 27-5-2004 @ 02:46 PM by Jonna


I just though up a great one the other day!

You are swinging stupid and hitting a grand slam every time.

Stupid could be replaced with just about anything.



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reply posted on 1-6-2004 @ 03:06 PM by Ouizel



Originally posted by Jonna
Sideline: A phrase that really annoyes me is 'I could care less' when what people really mean is 'I could NOT care less'. (Mild rant for the morning.)


I generally use 'I could care less', but I usually amend it with 'But that would take effort'.

Lessee, How about "He's got one oar in the water."



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reply posted on 3-6-2004 @ 01:13 PM by LqdCID


She's about as sharp as a wet piece of leather...

She has her head so far up her butt that it's starting to grow back out of her shoulders...

He's just a pile of flesh with eyes...



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reply posted on 3-6-2004 @ 02:21 PM by NotTooHappy


You're a taco short of a combonation plate.



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