Ok, so I am not sure why or how some ideas make their way into my brain, but this is what came to me today.
Intellectual Snaps.
In case you dont know what a "snap" is, it is basically controlled verbal abuse back and forth between two people. It is a creative, stress
relieving outlet that two people agree to and then they take turns insulting one another. Normally, it is a back and forth point-couterpoint based on
ever changing topics (such as stupid, fat, poor, etc).
So, rather than a street wise snap, lets see how many intellectual snaps come out. Choose any topic you like. The two that came to me were
"stupid" snaps.
You're so stupid....
...if your intelligence quotient was a speed rating, it would be legal on most city roads.
...you thought "I Ching" was an autobiography.
I will add more if they come to me, but I look forward to seeing what you all can come up with as well.
So, SNAP BACK!
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You're so stupid...
You thought the Wall Street Bailout was because the basements flooded in lower Manhattan!
You thought the New World Order was an alphabetical listing of Western Hemisphere Countries!
You thought Area 51 sat between Area 50 and Area 52!
(thought I'd use some ATS topics!)
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I love the Bailout snap. Good job using top ATS subjects.
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This one is funny, but at the same time scary because some think it's true!
Your so stupid...you think Alaska's proximity to Russia gives Sarah Palin Foreign Policy 'cred'!
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Creative. 
Though area 51 does sit between area 50 & 52. 
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reply to post by kinglizard
OH SNAP!
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Took the words right out of my mouth...
You're so stupid you thought LHC stood for Latin History Classes
(Somehow i think this will end up like Yo Mama )
Roswell.
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You're so stupid you think all Australians drink fosters and ride kangaroos.
Roswell.
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You're so stupid... you think Scientology is the study of science!
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You're so stupid that when your image said 'rendering', you wondered where it was getting the concrete from.
Roswell.
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You're so stupid...
You still want to have a beer with Dubya!
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