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The Proposition :)




Topic started on 5-9-2008 @ 10:50 AM by AccessDenied


A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will)

Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition.'

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....




'Clean my house.'



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 11:07 AM by Givenmay


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That was GREAT hahaha...bad!

Poor guy, I hope he liked cleaning, and she watched him the whole time!



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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 02:17 PM by AccessDenied


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This cute little story was actually sent to me by my mom. She loves things like this.



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reply posted on 15-9-2008 @ 05:00 PM by orange-light


great fantastic

heading to bed with a smile in my face
thanks for sharing AD



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reply posted on 16-9-2008 @ 07:59 PM by eye open doors


Clearly a case of careful what you wish for. I wonder would thrill of having the power be more intoxicating than the sexuality of this joke?



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reply posted on 17-9-2008 @ 05:27 AM by AccessDenied


Originally posted by eye open doors
Clearly a case of careful what you wish for. I wonder would thrill of having the power be more intoxicating than the sexuality of this joke?

Actually, I would probably pull out an extra twenty and add three more words..
IN THE NUDE



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reply posted on 17-9-2008 @ 12:57 PM by eye open doors


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Such a request would further the dominance of the situation, casting yet another element of power play. Interesting. Just a notice, or my twisted mind.



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reply posted on 17-9-2008 @ 01:10 PM by AccessDenied


Originally posted by eye open doors
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Such a request would further the dominance of the situation, casting yet another element of power play. Interesting. Just a notice, or my twisted mind.

I can be twisted.



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reply posted on 18-9-2008 @ 12:30 AM by whatukno


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I can be twisted.


Oh I can just imagine!


can I send this guy to clean your house?




[edit on 9/18/2008 by whatukno]



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reply posted on 18-9-2008 @ 01:39 AM by AccessDenied


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NOT THAT TWISTED!



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reply posted on 18-9-2008 @ 01:47 AM by whatukno


see, a guy tries to be nice, help a lady clean, and look at the response he gets.




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reply posted on 18-9-2008 @ 01:51 AM by AccessDenied


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There's nice..and then there is NICE

an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

I'll take one of those..nude but for an apron, thank you.



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reply posted on 18-9-2008 @ 01:56 AM by whatukno


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It's the tatoo isn't it? I should always cover up the tatoo.



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reply posted on 18-9-2008 @ 01:59 AM by AccessDenied


Originally posted by whatukno
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It's the tatoo isn't it? I should always cover up the tatoo.


I love tattoos, on the right body.



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