"What?! This is 'To Catch a Predator?' Awww ****!..."

[edit on 6.9.2008 by Shugo]

"Hello Clarice" *Hannibal Lector sucking noise*



Roswell.

Officer- "I know I'm not a hot redhead, but I do have a big nightstick and handcuffs."

Wukky- "Ahh what the hell."

I swear to God those pictures arnt mine!!!!

WUK thinking "hold onto soap, hold onto soap, hold onto soap, for Gods sake man, hold onto soap"

"AP - Wil Wheaton was arrested earlier today on suspicion of trying to wipe Klingons off Uranus."

"I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind."

"yes, it's true. i have mental orgasms whenever i daydream about debating lord."

"Fannie Mae! Freddy Mac!??? No! No! NO! I'm just an Intern!"

or maybe.......

"Officer, I swear! I was only tapping my foot to the music on my I-pod while in the stall!"

All in good fun of course!

[edit on 9-9-2008 by CreeWolf]

and heres what agent smith looked like before the make over as a reminder and here he is now what a transformation



isnt that fantastic, coming up next on maury we have ........



[edit on 9-9-2008 by noobfun]

[edit on 9-9-2008 by noobfun]

I like this one...


"Baby, you know you want me..."



Honestly great photo for a caption contest though.

"well, the only thing that's changed is that i'll now have to pleasure myself to liz vicious photos in a cell, instead of my bathroom at home."

Officer: Come on Sir we gotta take you to the station.

WUK: Hold on a minute Officer, hey Billy take a photo of me quckly.

WUK: That's right people, I'm a Gangsta!! Hey ladies out there, yeah that's right, I'm a Baaaaaad man.

Officer: Come on now, all you did was avoid paying for your parking tickets, let's go.

WUK: Hey Billy post this online! hmm I wonder if redheads like gangsters?



[edit on 10-9-2008 by _Phoenix_]

Do you have any grey poupon??

or

Does anybody have any pepto? Im feeling... irregular.
-Z-

''Your interest rates just went up''

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB........

"Pleeease! Will somebody call my mom!!"

Due to an influx of unruly guests at the hotel... security forces decide
to release their secret weapon...

THE WUKKINATOR


[edit on 11-9-2008 by The Utopian Penguin]

"Why you lookin' so nervous, sonny?"
"Oh, I'm really not, sir. This is how I normally look when I'm handcuffed to some old dude at a cop-themed swingers night."

"And, young man, do you see yourself as aspiring to become manager of this McDonald's"?