Breaking Report: 1998 was ten years ago

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Time slippage? What happened? How can a decade go by so fast? Is this really the quickening and if so, when will time slow down again, cause I'm getting hungry.

[edit on 26-8-2008 by Gemwolf]

Pretty funny, but I believe this is more appropriate for BTS. I’m sure this will be there momentarily…thanks for the laugh though.

Calm down! You can't believe everything you hear. I'm sure someone just got their facts wrong. They probably forgot to carry the 1-- that's all. It was probably a liberal-- you know how they are.

This was the number one song in 1998:

www.youtube.com...

Talk about crap-ola.

And looking at this list, not much better today:

en.wikipedia.org...(USA)

We are doomed.