ZyPHeR's caption contest!!

You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney, everything you say can and will be used against you. If you cannot afford an attorney the court will appoint a public defender for you.

Man 1: What the hell is this creature!?

Man2: Sir... it's just a cat!?

Man1: Where am I?

Soldier: Before we let you in, you need to tell us the secret password.
What was the name of the Chairman of the Chinese People's
Republic?

Cat: Mao!

Soldier: Purrfect

(I know it's an old joke - I just love it)

I had to star that coz its lame....but funny all the same

From our "Out and About Town section"

The Snuesdruel county swat team is shown here practicing deploying the latest in Terrorism counter measures called "Robo-Kitty"



[edit on 29-8-2008 by Deson]

Remember to star your favorites people!! Keep postin. ROFL @ robokitty.
-Z-

Sorry kitty I know it's a stupid law.... but find a car and get under it...

Dam politicians and catnip don't mix

Hiding beneath vehicles, two kitties wait to pounce as one of their brethren plays decoy.

The worst pet training school you'll ever go to...

Fluffers has got one last chance to learn how to sit before he gets their version of the choke chain....

Man1-hand: Yup, Fluffy is in heat.
Man2-gun: I'll take her down.

1st sentry - Hey, Dr Schrodinger - your cat's back. He's ok.

2nd sentry - Naw, I think he's dead



[edit on 5-9-2008 by berenike]

Okay, heres your winners!!

1st - Sugar J
2nd - SilverKing
3rd - Berenike

So first off, SugarJ, awesome caption!! Heres your psychic reading:

You are a great person with lots of charisma. It is very possibly you are not a 1 legged albino serial killer. Tomorrow you will wake up. You have probably seen at least 1 movie in your life and at one point in time you had a biological mother.

SilverKing, I am adding you to my friends list right now...

And Berenike... thumbs up man. Thumbs freakin up.

Thanks for all the posts guys, I had a good time. Keep posting if you'd like!! Much love.
-Z-

WOW man you just explained me!?

How do you do that mister?

[edit on 5-9-2008 by _Phoenix_]

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Yay!!!! thank you so much - I'm thrilled.

I've never won anything before.

[edit on 6-9-2008 by berenike]

Errr Dave, I really don't think we are cut out for this Kitty sitting lark

"Relax and drop your Flea's"....
Cute photo... don't know where you got it but it's very original.

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"Freeze! No use spraying, we have gas masks!"

Edit Added: I just noticed the two cats under each car watching whats going down. Their homies getting arrested!



[edit on 9-9-2008 by MrMysticism]

See those kitties over there? Theyre about to go under what we call the Large Kitty Collider LKC. Theres no telling what will happen... wanna sign up?
-Z-

Oh cmon, no-one got the LKC joke? Fine. Lol...