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Olympic Champion Michael Phelps Tests Positive For Banned Substance DDP
Topic started on 25-8-2008 @ 02:22 PM by airteck


Olympic Champion Michael Phelps Tests Positive For Banned Substance DDP


bleacherreport.com

All the information is still real sketchy and not made public just yet.

But I read a report earlier today that the International Olympic Committee and the drug firm testing the athletes during the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games has received a test result from Michael Phelps that tests positive for DDP.

(visit the link for the full news article)



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reply posted on 25-8-2008 @ 02:22 PM by airteck


Info is sketchy and I'm not too sure if the site is a reliable source, but I figured it's worth posting if it pans out.

bleacherreport.com
(visit the link for the full news article)



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reply posted on 25-8-2008 @ 02:25 PM by CzErased


i knew it, there is no way a human being will win so many gold medals in one Olympics.

from china's 9 year old gymnastis to this, 2008 Beijing have to be the most corrupt Olympics ever ever.




[edit on 25-8-2008 by CzErased]



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reply posted on 25-8-2008 @ 02:26 PM by Fett Pinkus


now this is a killer if true

hope it doesnt get covered up somehow



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reply posted on 25-8-2008 @ 02:26 PM by airteck


Sorry... couldn't resist posting it.




And since the other meaning for the phrase DDP (Delphinus delphis ponticus) is the medical name for a dolphin, this only proves that Michael Phelps is a dolphin and that is how he was able to win eight Olympic gold medals, break seven world records, and become one of the greatest Olympic athletes or dolphins of all-time.

Thanks for reading, don't take this seriously.



Read end of article

[edit on 25-8-2008 by airteck]



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reply posted on 25-8-2008 @ 02:31 PM by FredT


*cough* bogus

Delphinus delphis ponticus the steriod named is the official speces name of the common dolphin

www.grid.unep.ch...

Maybe more time should be spent reading the whole article eh?



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reply posted on 25-8-2008 @ 02:33 PM by airteck


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Sorry... figured a little humor in these dark and dismal threads would be nice.



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reply posted on 25-8-2008 @ 02:48 PM by bigvig316


This is a really good joke article, Thought this was the onion it was so good. He is part Dolphin.



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reply posted on 25-8-2008 @ 02:55 PM by kinglizard


Oh my gosh this thread scared the stuff out of me.



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