Post your dating history.

The following is my Dating history.




1985-89. The early years-- Dated 4 girls, went to the dance with one, went to school with another. numerous others went with me to the skating ring. Had a fake wedding in the courtyard with Cindy.

1989-1991- High school years-- Dated a gymnist and a counselor.

1991- All grown up.-- Dated 4 girls in the 12th grade. one my full time GF and 3 on the side, weekends. went to the prom with my Full time GF and moved in together.

1992- Just got married era-- Not much activity, but still managed to date 4 girls that year.

1992-1998-The married years. No dating era.

1998-Divorce year--started dating again. dated at least 100 girls(college). Dated a karaoke singer named illiana, we used to sing duets together and we dated for about 2 years. went to the comic con together too. she was a most beautiful girl. Took her to a depeche mode concert in 1999.

1999- Ep1 Era. --Height of my Dating experience. Dated Natalie Portman for 3 days, or some might say a week. depends on how long you think spring break lasts. Well, You know the story.

2000-2005- Peak of my dating era-- [Fullfillment]. Dated over 300 different girls at different times and different places. Mostly, meeting girls at bars and bookstores..or celeb parties. Not to brag or anything.


2005-2006- Dormant era --dated a few, coffee or dinner once in a while. but not too much movement this year, because of work and finances.

2006-2008- The fallout. Dated older woman but managed to stay cool with the younger crowd. Comic con brings back my Mojo in 2008. Dated 3 or 4 cute girls, but nothing like Natalie Portman.

The following is my Dating history.

1985 - Took up homosexuality, cross dressing and stalked a Star Wars nut.

1985-89. The early years-- Ipersonated 4 girls, went to the dance with him, went to school with him. Dressed as numerous others went with him to the skating ring. Had a fake wedding in the courtyard with him.

1989-1991- High school years-- Pretended to be a gymnast and a counsellor.

1991- All grown up.-- Dated him 4 times in the 12th grade. Pretended to be his full time GF and 3 on the side, weekends. Went to the prom with him and moved in together.

1992- Just got married era -- Not much activity, but still managed to fool him 4 times that year.

1992-1998-The married years. No dating era.

1998-Divorce year--exhausting. Impersonated at least 100 girls(college). Lived as a karaoke singer named illiana, we used to sing duets together and we dated for about 2 years. went to the comic con together too. Not to blow my own trumpet but I was a most beautiful girl. He took me to a depeche mode concert in 1999.

1999- Ep1 Era. --Height of my faking experience! Pretended to be Natalie Portman for 3 days, or some might say a week. depends on how long you think spring break lasts. Well, You know the story.

2000-2005- Absolutely crazy -- [Fullfillment]. Worked as over 300 different girls at different times and different places. Mostly, meeting him at bars and bookstores..or celeb parties. Not to brag or anything.


2005-2006- Recovery era --dated a few, coffee or dinner once in a while. but not too much movement this year, because of exhaustion.

2006-2008- The fallout. I looked a little older but managed to stay cool with him. Followed him to Comic con brings back my Mojo in 2008. Lived as 3 or 4 cute girls, but to old to fake Natalie Portman again.

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I love you

OMG!! i am dying Mark Harris.. You da man!! Your post has me dying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jedi

Quick question, though...

"Dated over 300 different girls at different times and different places."

Does that require division by four digits and a thumb, to include factoring in the variable for different times and places?

... and what about the required Carpel Tunnel surgery in early '06. (?)

Just curious...

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And the Oscar goes to...

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Mark, *you* are a god.....I keep reading and re-reading your reply to the Jedi, and it makes me laugh more everytime.....I think at least 17 of those stars are mine, btw.*grin!*

Thank you thank you thank you......


Cait

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Lol, that is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen on BTS!!

I wish I could give more than one star!

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........LMAO

jedi we're cool and all. but everytime you make a post you just get ate up. i'm only telling ya like it is man. later.

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Jedimiller will be a comic-relief legend, mark my words!

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isin't he already?

well, around here at least.

oh yeah..q ball.

get in here and approve this post.

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I laughed first, then read it again, then laughed some more, then read it to my Mrs. and could hardly get it out without more laughing, so, I made her read Jedi's and then yours and then SHE laughed and we both laughed and I still pop in just to giggle some more about it.

YOU sir, are friggin HILARIOUS!

Best BTS post EVER!

Cuhail

and ppl have called claimed I'VE posted posts that are shams.

they must not be aware of posts like these.

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Mad props! THAT! was masterful

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I have NEVER laughed so hard at a post on ATS until reading yours!!

THIS HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN BRANDED--

A WACK THREAD BY THE

------UNION OF WACK POSTERS---------

Q_BALLS DATING HISTORY

199-2001

PUBERTY BEGINS...

No girlfriend, just video games and imagination.

2001-2002

THE PORN YEARS.

Go Figure.

2003-2005.

THE PEAK YEARS.

3 long term girlfriends and about 20 dates.

2006-2007

LOCKED IN YEARS.

Serious relationship, engaged, now over.

2008-?

The studying years. Studying, working and dating. 5 dates in 6 months. pretty quite so far...