Fussy? This poster shows signs of wackiness - AND - expresses an interest in the Union....

Chai Latte??

- Carrot

Clearly I am wack enough if I can't even get into a wack poster's Union right?

reply to post by justgeneric

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Post something REALLY wack in this thread - that can be your audtion

- Carrot

Enters from stage right.
Nervously finds the spotlight in center stage.

Que *crickets*

Clears throat and begins:

Once when I was little, about five I'd say
While wandering outside our house one day
I spied some gum underneath my feet
I bent down and poked in awe complete
how would I claim it I thought and I wondered
To lose such treasure was surely a blunder (nice huh? pretty good so far?)
The gum was stuck and would not budge
So back to the house I determinedly trudged
To the kitchen to grab a little butter knife
Hiding it from my Mother (my Father's first wife)
Back to the gum still stuck on the ground
I patiently chipped at the edges all around
Until finally the gum was free and all mine!
What a day what a feast on prechewed gum I would dine...

*crickets*

Thank you.

Backs slowly and exits stage left

Wack?

It's a true story FYI - I spent all day outside scraping up gum off the sidewalk and munching away happily. The bits of gravel and dirt weren't so bad...added texture. What was really great was when some of the gum still had FLAVOUR! Bonus!

It was all good until my mom asked where I got the gum from...

If that doesn't do it...this post should. Wack enuff?

Thank you

missed a stupid line....

[edit on 11/12/2008 by justgeneric]

The fact that you took effort to write that will get you on a two week probationary trial period.

Come back in two weeks and ill give you the definate.

In the mean time, welcome to the UWP as a probationary member

I got little animals in my 'ead wot make me hit fings!

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but seriously (yeah right..) I try so hard not to get mad with people here on ATS, especially the dumb ones and have taken to hitting "things" instead.

Willfull destruction is not my game but I have to hit stuff to rid myself of the excess energy. ATSers started me doing this because hitting my screen does no good. I have a special piece of wood now called "Bob". He is cool and lets me hit him whenever I wish.....

Wack, wack, wack....aaaaaaah!

I will however like to point out to the individuals who cause these fleeting moments of anger that I am imagining their faces pinned to "Bob" while I flail frantically at him so they know they have been "wacked!"

I seek permission from the union of Wack Posters to endorse my flailings and allow me to continue this pointless and non-destructive act of frustration in their name.

"Wack!"

WOW I didn't realize it was such an exclusive club!

I am anti-establishment and think my poetic, random and otherwise ridiculous posts could be of more use in a less contained setting.

I should have realized with the word "union"....*shudder*

I respectfully and graciously withdraw

I though my poem kicked wacked butt!

Hey, I think I fit in here at the UWP'ers. Where do I sign? Here on the dotted line? Okay, here comes my John Hancock. There, the bloody thing is done.

You require to post 3 reasons why you should join the union of wack posters and you can only use the letter 'E' 3 times.

1. A wack a day keeps the doctor away.

2. I have a gun pointing at my back.

3. Hilarity on grim days is a must.

I wanna wack! ...can I, can I?