Why so few female members - is it a conspiracy?

I'm kind of getting the feeling that the men have lost all control of this thread.



Rush

loosing control is what the male human being does best!

reply to post by Retseh

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Well, you maybe correct.

Its either that or I got them in the kitchen making me a SAMMICH.

Ah yes..one of these days Rush.
Perhaps when the Amigos wives decide to take over...

Really?

You know I'll tell you guys one of my evil fantasies.

If ever somehow most of the men on earth get wiped out, and I survive, I will become KING on earth hahaha. I will be the rare source of giving life. Thus I would be king, which has the order by the NWO(New Woman Order), to spread my seed for the survival of the human race.

I will be desired too much tho, so I will have many women bodyguards to protect me. Any women here wanna be my bodyguard?



[edit on 14-8-2008 by _Phoenix_]

reply to post by _Phoenix_

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Hmmm, let me see.

If all the men of the world were wiped out it would probably be because we, women, wiped them out, hehe....and we don't tend to leave any loose ends. We may allow a select few to survive, but only for heavy lifting. You see, women can be very resourceful.

I doubt if you would find any women here who would be willing to be your bodyguard, but I've heard that Lord I is looking for work.

Rush

I disagree, If that happened I'm pretty sure this would create a civil war over me, haha.

Now I'm not being too confident with myself here, haha, the same thing would happen the other way round, if only a few women were left on earth, they would be VERY valuable.

I forgive you for not wanting to protect me, but if it were the other way round, I would protect you with all my power, for the survival of mankind.


[edit on 14-8-2008 by _Phoenix_]

my face isin't cut out for that line of work

[edit on 14-8-2008 by LordInfamous]

Yawn. Did someone say something? I thought I heard some ego stroking going on. Yawn

Rush

PS) You guys are cracking me up.

my b-day's next week rush. i mean after all, it IS all about me. i'm a narcissit. oh and a racist too..can't forget the racist.

[edit on 14-8-2008 by LordInfamous]

That's the point, it was a joke/fantasy

All in good fun guys. hehe

Maybe that's why I don't get over to ATS that often. I have a problem....it's called....."can'ttakethingstooserious-itis". In fact I think that the mods are going to make a new warning just for me. It'll be call the "off topic totallly unrelated joke" warning.

Rush

PS Lord: There is a new mirror on it's way for your birthday. It's really cool and will show "double Lord" in it. One Lord looks in and two Lords look back at ya.

mm
I'd love to live in a world ruled by the right side of the brain instead of the left, the land of poetic justice, ruled by feral amazons fighting for the few males in the radioactive landscape...

Bring me the head of the disco king!
Off with his head!

such a beautiful cruel fate...

Well ladies, when TSHTF, I'll be the caveman with the Bhagavad Ghitta in the left hand, and a the white feather in the hat

i can do my share of heavy lifting!

Considered yourself spared Prophet.

Rush

reply to post by hsur2112

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I can carry even heavier objects. Will I be spared?

I also fix things....



[edit on 14-8-2008 by _Phoenix_]

thanks! i feel safer already, knowing that in the end all will be as it was meant aeons ago in Atlantis!

that's gonna be the hottest mirror on the market.

can i be spared too? all i can do i just smile my nice handsome smile.

[edit on 14-8-2008 by LordInfamous]

I think she just wants slaves I'm sure other women will disagree and take us away and treat us like kings, but it will be a bloody battle, one I do not want to see, the fact is the other women think about the future of mankind and want us to live, unlike hsur .

hsur just wants us for our bodies.

[edit on 14-8-2008 by _Phoenix_]

she's jaded then.

(not a 1 liner ele )

I wonder: has anyone done any research, I bet more men then women waste spend more time on the internet.

Or, perhaps, we just prefer the company of men and choose a site with plenty of them

[edit on 15-8-2008 by DontTreadOnMe]