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Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet




Topic started on 8-8-2008 @ 03:58 PM by schrodingers dog


Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet


www.theonion.com

Mylenek said. "Although I do not yet know exactly what my comment will entail, I can say with a great degree of certainty that it will be incredibly stupid."

"The result will be an astonishing combination of ignorance, offensiveness, and sheer idiocy,"
(visit the link for the full news article)



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reply posted on 8-8-2008 @ 03:58 PM by schrodingers dog


One of the funniest and valuable articles you will ever read.
A must read for all ATS members.

www.theonion.com
(visit the link for the full news article)



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reply posted on 8-8-2008 @ 03:59 PM by Crakeur


you do know that The Onion is a satirical news site, right?



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reply posted on 8-8-2008 @ 04:02 PM by Kruel


Haha, I love the Onion.

Mylenek, who rarely in his life has been capable of formulating an idea or opinion worth the amount of oxygen required to express it, went on to guarantee that the text of his comment would be misspelled to the point of incomprehension, that it would defy the laws of both logic and grammar, and that it would allege that several elements of the video are homosexual in nature.





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reply posted on 8-8-2008 @ 04:04 PM by schrodingers dog


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Yes, but you must admit there are "real life" lessons and allegories for all of us in that article.



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reply posted on 8-8-2008 @ 04:21 PM by Crakeur


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actually, that holds true for much of the onion.



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reply posted on 8-8-2008 @ 04:27 PM by schrodingers dog


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True enough.
Ah, the sweet smell of a cross-marketing opportunity.



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reply posted on 8-8-2008 @ 05:12 PM by whatukno


Hey they told me they were a the New York Times! I didn't know they were going to actually publish that!

good stuff



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reply posted on 8-8-2008 @ 08:23 PM by MrdDstrbr


This is hardly big news, I post comments on the internet nearly every day!




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reply posted on 8-8-2008 @ 08:40 PM by schrodingers dog


Originally posted by MrdDstrbr
This is hardly big news, I post comments on the internet nearly every day!




Perhaps. But are you an idiot?
If you are, do you practice your idiocy locally and for all to see and recognize?
See it's not as simple as it sounds.



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reply posted on 8-8-2008 @ 08:43 PM by MrdDstrbr


Originally posted by schrodingers dog
Perhaps. But are you an idiot?
If you are, do you practice your idiocy locally and for all to see and recognize?



Ummm, no comment!



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reply posted on 8-8-2008 @ 09:03 PM by schrodingers dog


Originally posted by MrdDstrbr
Originally posted by schrodingers dog
Perhaps. But are you an idiot?
If you are, do you practice your idiocy locally and for all to see and recognize?



Ummm, no comment!


See, right there, you exemplified unstupiditiveness.
You are not onionworthy.
But at least yur smart.



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