Orgasms 'at the touch of a button'

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Here you go ladies... Just in time for Christmas. Just affix this device secretly while you man is in the other room and wham o. You'll never have to feel cheated in the bedroom again...



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Where do you put it on your head?

Signals?

I hope the price is reasonable.

The problems with all those tools is that women get accustomed to them, making it harder for them to get sexual gratification the usual way. As such, these tools can put extra stress on normal heterosexual relationships.

reply to post by OutoftheBoxthinker

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I dont think they made it for those who have a normal hetero sexual relationship.

I'm anything but normal..
So, it sounds like I'm in... I'll take one .
Hmmm.. can guys modify this to stimulate the prostate?

At some point in time, they may find a guy interested in them....

Men have the same problem when they get accustomed to porn. The moment they actually find a girl, it's harder for them to get or stay sexually turned on.

reply to post by OutoftheBoxthinker

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I'm never watching porn again.

Ever.

Perfect.
Who needs men anyway.

It sounds like alot of work to get turned on. The gadget is probably free but the sport drink is $$$.

ARGH!

Just one more device for the future elimination of the male populace

Makes one wonder what on earth will be next?

This is not a good thing. Pretty soon people will be carrying this thing around with expressions of delight arise periodically!

When I was an Apartment Manager there was a chick that would always sit on the dryer in spin cycle reading a book every fourth day. I thought that's alot of drying she is doing. It was a few weeks later during my busy schedule that I actually slowed down to realize what she was doing.

I guess not too many people are up on that and people think they can do it without notice.

scarlett johanson uses this to treat her turrets

Lol, yeah I had a friend at school who videotaped his sister using a small rexona roll-on deoderant bottle with a small motor from a toy on the end. I guess it was practical at the time.

What the heck?

Step one: Drink an electrolyte sports drink 20 minutes prior to using the machine.

Step Two: Attach the device to your ankles.

Step Three: Turn on the device and get close to climaxing but do not expect to actually have one. The article makes it clear it will not bring a woman to climax- just the verge.

Step Four: Walk away.

Nice. A man designed this... obviously.

Close but still clueless.

reply to post by AshleyD

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It won't be long before someone figures out better places for those electrodes.

Great, a faithful companion always willing (so long as its Duracell)
No negotiating, no ill feelings, and always ready.

ZZZZZap

Thanks, for the memories.........

[edit on 7-8-2008 by dgtempe]

i can see it now...

*woman calls up her g/f*

woman: hey girl...how are things?

g/f: just fine. how have you been?

woman: *presses button* i've been good. today has....OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

reply to post by LordInfamous

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Yes but that is not exactly how it works if you read the article. The article title says orgasm with the click of a button but the article makes it clear the female will not reach orgasm. That is pretty ridiculous and seems like more of a torture device than anything else.

Can you imagine if they designed a product like this for men that stimulated them and brought them to and kept them at that point? Then like, ok turn off the machine now. That's all you get. the marketer wouldn't sell a single unit because the concept fails to deliver the ultimate goal.

I will say it again, this was obviously developed by a clueless man. lol

ahh i see. i bet several women got their hopes up after reading the beginning of the article.