DATS (Drunks-Above Top Secret) Bar and Grill

Yeah up here in Canada all of our Dentists are Homeopathic. They don't use novocaine. They actually have ice and snow packed in trucks, and brought down form the Territories (or Alaska if they're in a pinch). Then they take this snow and ice, and stick it in these special freezers.

THEN (and this is the most important part) they use Cotton Balls and QTips (except they use the generic brand because the regular brand in Canada has Asbestos), and they use THAT in conjunction with the ice and snow, to Litterally freeze the area they are going to work on.

It takes a few Cotton Balls and Q Tips to get it nice and frozen before they can do any work, but its a lot healthier for you than Novocaine. When your mouth starts to thaw, you just tap the Hygienist, and she grabs another Bucketfull of Cotton Ball/QTip/Ice/Snow concocktions and re-freezes you.

- Carrot

Hello all...How is everybody tonight?...Who is thirsty...Im buying

There is probably a good reason for that

I am sure if he supplied Gimme with enough alcohol, he may be convined enough to show bubba the unedited tapes from the 'non disabled' cameras in the basement and laundry room. That should satisfy his nocturnal requirements.(If he is into T-shirts)

[edit on 1/12/2008 by VIKINGANT]

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Nah....that won't work. Shugo creeps Bubba out.

....wonders if Carrot is being serious about the freezing thing....if so, I am never moving to Canada, because I need heavy duty drugs, the pharmaceutical kind, to go to the dentist.....sedation dentistry is a wonderful thing.....

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I would request to be sedated for everything (even cleanings) because thats how much I hate the dentist.

Freakin' Drills.

- Carrot

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That's what my dentist does; he's the only one in town who practices "sedation dentistry". I take a pill when I get there, I take another pill and a shot when I get in the chair, and when I wake up, it's all over and I don't remember a thing.

Before that, I had to make do with nitrous oxide (laughing gas)....it was a good feeling, but I still felt everything the dentist did with his archaic drills and picks and nasty tooth implements. Yuck.

....ponders the possibility of getting nitrous oxide for work....I manage hazmat....I could order it and see what happens.....it certainly would make work more bearable and the people I work with quasi-funny instead of downright annoying.....

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WOW, so they stuff "frozen toiletry items" into your face and call it good?!?

Then start hacking and drilling away??!

No wonder they decriminalized marijuana in Canada... you poor people!






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[edit on 1-12-2008 by Alter-Ego]

.....Rushy ponders the possibility of getting nitrous oxide for Sally...

Rush-y