Yeah up here in Canada all of our Dentists are Homeopathic. They don't use novocaine. They actually have ice and snow packed in trucks, and brought down form the Territories (or Alaska if they're in a pinch). Then they take this snow and ice, and stick it in these special freezers.

THEN (and this is the most important part) they use Cotton Balls and QTips (except they use the generic brand because the regular brand in Canada has Asbestos), and they use THAT in conjunction with the ice and snow, to Litterally freeze the area they are going to work on.

It takes a few Cotton Balls and Q Tips to get it nice and frozen before they can do any work, but its a lot healthier for you than Novocaine. When your mouth starts to thaw, you just tap the Hygienist, and she grabs another Bucketfull of Cotton Ball/QTip/Ice/Snow concocktions and re-freezes you.

- Carrot

Hello all...How is everybody tonight?...Who is thirsty...Im buying

There is probably a good reason for that

I am sure if he supplied Gimme with enough alcohol, he may be convined enough to show bubba the unedited tapes from the 'non disabled' cameras in the basement and laundry room. That should satisfy his nocturnal requirements.(If he is into T-shirts)

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Nah....that won't work. Shugo creeps Bubba out.

....wonders if Carrot is being serious about the freezing thing....if so, I am never moving to Canada, because I need heavy duty drugs, the pharmaceutical kind, to go to the dentist.....sedation dentistry is a wonderful thing.....

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I would request to be sedated for everything (even cleanings) because thats how much I hate the dentist.

Freakin' Drills.

- Carrot

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That's what my dentist does; he's the only one in town who practices "sedation dentistry". I take a pill when I get there, I take another pill and a shot when I get in the chair, and when I wake up, it's all over and I don't remember a thing.

Before that, I had to make do with nitrous oxide (laughing gas)....it was a good feeling, but I still felt everything the dentist did with his archaic drills and picks and nasty tooth implements. Yuck.

....ponders the possibility of getting nitrous oxide for work....I manage hazmat....I could order it and see what happens.....it certainly would make work more bearable and the people I work with quasi-funny instead of downright annoying.....

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WOW, so they stuff "frozen toiletry items" into your face and call it good?!?

Then start hacking and drilling away??!

No wonder they decriminalized marijuana in Canada... you poor people!






OUCH!







damn typo's...






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.....Rushy ponders the possibility of getting nitrous oxide for Sally...

Rush-y

YUP! We're THAT backwards up here in Canuckiannistan. What can I say? Its our healthcare system...which PS is NOT Free. Contrary to popular belief.

- Carrot






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Dont get me wrong... I love Kanata! I grew up in Detroit and Winsor...so Im kinda fond of it... frozen cotton balls and all!


*sings 'Oh Canada...' but for gets the rest of the song... *

we are pretty straight forward downunder

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What do you mean? You just take a big ol' swig of whiskey and grab the pliers?


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No... They use sprinkles.

According to Viking.



- Carrot

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Yes. But pliers do have thier place.



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good morning

can i have sprinkles and shots like skeptic?
next time at the dentist skeppy i wanna see your's.
i am in panic thinking about it


can we discuss more comfortable subjects please?
sprinkles, whipped cream is much more comfortable i swear!!

anybody out there?

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Hey Orange.
Dont fool yourself. You would be surprised just how UNcomfortable whipped cream and sprinkles can be...

Wait a minute. I dont think that could sound more wrong if I tried.

Never mind. I was never here.


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viking I CAN SEEEEEEE YOU!

i just thought of a lovely cup of tea and a piece of cake with some whipped cream and sprinkles
me sitting on the couch in front of our lovely fireplace


now tell me where the uncomfortable part starts
i don.t know where you put the whipped cream …………

Man, you guys get freaky on DATS....

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Dont get me wrong. I dont put it anywhere. It is some peoples imaginations running wild that get a bit freaky.

On top of a hot chocolate sounds great. Can I join you by the fire?

I will be in my office....working....by myself until you guys have depleted the entire supply of cakes, sprinkles, ice cream and so on. This is a bar, WE DRINK AND GET DRUNK, DAIRY QUEEN (a chain of ice cream stores in the states) IS ONE BLOCK DOWN!

Rush