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reply posted on 30-7-2008 @ 03:58 AM by eye open doors


*covers eyes and runs*




Hey zaim there's a half naked irish man dancing over there.



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reply posted on 30-7-2008 @ 04:09 AM by Zaimless


Thats ok as long as he is only half naked. After he drank the green beer he started to strip, and then was pole dancing. So if he is only being half naked I can deal with it.

Oh, hey the beer delivery is here....

*shooting back a fifth of Wild Turkey*.. you can drink all the beer you want.. oh and hey if you are in the chat room over the weekend all the drinks are on me....

Cheers Cheers the beers all here....


Pole dancers will be in on Friday... I am conducting interviews now... I mean they will really be here, so plan ahead...



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reply posted on 30-7-2008 @ 05:43 AM by Badge01


Tests the Microphone:

Moulounoulouvouzou Mailainailaivaizai.

I don't drink...wine...but I've been known to babble incoherently...

Hiccup


[edit on 30-7-2008 by Badge01]



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reply posted on 30-7-2008 @ 12:08 PM by AccessDenied


Anything that has enough alcohol content to sufficiently give me alcohol poisoning will suffice, and make it a double.



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reply posted on 30-7-2008 @ 12:39 PM by CA_Orot


Well, now isn't this just a classy little place!! I like it Zaimless! Good stuff! Can I sit in the front too?? I'm not a "Penguin" but I am the NPO Spokeswoman!

LordInfamous, I already checked the Guys Bathroom for you - dont worry - Unlike Lounge Noir they left the mirrors up for you

Hmm, I'll have an Apple Martini Please - don't worry if you don't have a fancy glass, I've been known to drink it out of Coffee Mugs.

Oooh Is there Karaoke too???? Who wants to do a duet with me?!

- Carrot
NPO Spokeswoman
Rocking the NPO Yoga Pants



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reply posted on 30-7-2008 @ 12:39 PM by Zaimless


So I hope everyone had a good time last night... I hope you all plan on coming back...

I forgot to mention that anyone that flags and stars me gets free drinks all night long.....

Tonights menu special is New York Steak and Lobster, with salad or fries... followed up by Barvarian Cheese Cake.... the Cost is only one flag you can't beat that!!!

The interviews are going great and I have hired 5 pole dancers so far. 3 Females, one Male and one Penguin....

I am still looking for a new DJ, one who can post a new song every couple of days... so if anyone is interested please U2U me.

But check out the bartenders I hired, you are gonna love these guys...

YouTube Link



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reply posted on 30-7-2008 @ 12:48 PM by theability





*ability walks in with turntables and Loads of Drum and Bass*

I'll have a huge redbull with a Jim beam back....mind if I spin a few records?


***stars and flags...ohh wait how do you star???? those darn noobies!!!

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reply posted on 30-7-2008 @ 12:58 PM by Zaimless


Mean while here is my favorite song in the last couple of months.... I am playing it just for all the great folks at ATS and BTS...


YouTube Link


This is how the pole dancer tryouts are going...


YouTube Link


I am going to post the best pole dancer I have ever seen, and yes I did hire her. At first you think this might be the standard pole dancer,but dang, if I had that much muscle and control I would be in the Olympics. In fact, I hope this doesn't get edited, its not vulgar in any way and the ONLY thing different from this lady and the Olymics would be her outfit. She is amazing and won the Miss Pole Dance Austrailia. This isn't even a R rated clip... she is amazing really... and if you like this video please flag me and star me...


YouTube Link

Enjoy...



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reply posted on 30-7-2008 @ 01:57 PM by Zaimless


For anyone out there that doesn't think Canada has anything to offer I have to say that I had to look in my own back yard to find the really good male dancers. Again I have to say that I hope this video doesn't get banned cause really nothing is being showed and this vid was on TV so I am thinking it should be ok...

Enjoy ladies..

YouTube Link


Don't forget to flag and star if you like the guys...



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reply posted on 30-7-2008 @ 02:11 PM by Badge01


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Runs a frenetic counter riff to the Rage with this:



The room vibrates and the lights dance across the ceiling.

(My way-cool Yamaha Digital Piano p-120)

Who's on Drums?

(must have actual drum kit)

Calling Agent_T, Agent_T to the mirrored ball, please pick up your Elvis costume.




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reply posted on 30-7-2008 @ 05:58 PM by CA_Orot


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How abouts a singer? You guys need a singer? Perhaps Badge, we could duet on the Piano too! (I also play Piano).

I've always wanted to be in a band!!

- Carrot

*Whose the bartender around here?



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reply posted on 30-7-2008 @ 08:04 PM by LordInfamous



Originally posted by CA_Orot


LordInfamous, I already checked the Guys Bathroom for you - dont worry - Unlike Lounge Noir they left the mirrors up for you


NPO Spokeswoman
Rocking the NPO Yoga Pants


hmmm. just what EXACTLY were you doing in the guys bathroom carrot?

also..you're looking VERY fine in those yoga pants.

could somebody get me some v.s.o.p hennesy please?



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reply posted on 30-7-2008 @ 08:41 PM by eye open doors


*sits at bar and orders a Sprechers Root Beer*

Hey bar tender! What with that guy over there staring into the mirror?



Oh the pole dancers here are good.


What's that she's dancing too?



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reply posted on 30-7-2008 @ 09:32 PM by 5ealchris


Guess I'll be staying here since I was kicked out of the temp chat.

So*sits down* can I get a redbull and vodka.

I'll do Karokke as I mentioned before.

And the pole dancers are wonderfull.



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reply posted on 30-7-2008 @ 09:36 PM by CA_Orot



Originally posted by LordInfamous
hmmm. just what EXACTLY were you doing in the guys bathroom carrot?
also..you're looking VERY fine in those yoga pants.


Oh Sugar (da da da da da da...ahh Honey Honey), a lady never tells those secrets jk. I accidently walked into the mens washroom - as there was no sign on the door. Zaim, honey, you gotta get some signs up! I would hate to walk in on anyone!!

LOL This Yoga Pants are courtesy of NPO Sportswear - we sure are branching out hey?

Is that an NPO Jacket you have on? Or is that Armani? Perhaps Armani teamed up with NPO??? I never can tell...

- Carrot

PS. Tonight I'll have a glass of Red Wine....Austrailian Red Please



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reply posted on 30-7-2008 @ 09:57 PM by 5ealchris


I think its time for some karoke.

*gets up on stage and starts singing anarchy in the uk*
*does same movements as johnny while singing*

YouTube Link



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reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 06:02 AM by CA_Orot


Bartender, an apple martini, shaken not stirred...

"Stop right there! I gotta know right now...
before we go any further do you love me
will you love me forever do you need me,
will you never leave me, will you make me so happy
for the rest of my life, will you make me so happy for the rest
of my life, will you take me awayw ill you make me your wife?"

- Carrot



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reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 09:29 AM by 5ealchris


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"let me sleep on it, baby let me sleep on it,
Let me sleep on it, and I'll give you and answer in the morning,
let me sleep on it, baby let me sleep on it,
Let me sleep on it, and I'll give you and answer in the morning,
let me sleep on it, baby let me sleep on it,
Let me sleep on it, and I'll give you and answer in the morning"




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reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 11:10 AM by theability


....abilities eyes' open, notices he fell asleep in the corner of the bar...

reminds me of living in the french quarter......


Hey someone help me off the floor!!!



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reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 12:10 PM by CA_Orot


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"I gotta know right now! Do you love me, will you love me forever
Do you need me, will you never leave me, will you make me so happy
for the rest of my life, will you take me away, will you make me your
wife."

*Walks in with Huge Sunglasses, and Sporting some Hawt NPO Sweatpants.*

Oh dear. I am one hurtin' unit today - way too much Vodka last night.

Bartender? Coffee. Black. In a Martini Glass, Please.

- Carrot



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