DATS (Drunks-Above Top Secret) Bar and Grill

WooHoo! Droops is here to party! Get me a Jeigerbomb! What kind of music we got goin on in here?

*orders a triple shot mint Latte*

so how's the business? It seems like no one else is here. Do you serve food?

YAY! I have a front seat!!!

NPO!!!!!!!!!!!!

yayayayayayayayayayayay!

YES YES YES... we will fix you whatever you want to drink and you can order whatever you want to eat... if we don't have it we will get it...

Yo can I get some guinness.
Im in the mood for that tonight.
Just had some scotch and Im buzzed so I need some more alcohle.

And is there karoke cause I love drunk karoke.



[edit on 30-7-2008 by 5ealchris]

Okay I want an order of Fried Cheese Churds

NPO!!!!

YAY

I offer my karaoke services for Journey's "Don't Stop Believing".

Hey barkeep! Lemme get a double shot of Patron!

InfamousINC has arrived!

*walks into the bar*
*raises 2 fists in the air and shouts i'm pretty and the greatest*

now zaim..could you please get the lord that you worship a drink?

reply to post by DrOOpieS

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Journey, I can do that.

I'll sing the sex pistols.

Or guns and roses, led zepplin(I do a beatiful rendition of stairway to heaven), pink floyd, carry on wayward son(now I do an awesome rendetion of that)

And I'll basically do any song but the ones I mentioned above are my fav.

reply to post by 5ealchris

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I reckon we should do a shot of Jack and start singing some Kansas!

InfamousINC!

Hell YEAH!!!!!!!



Zaim can you get us some jack.

Then we can go sing kansas.


Now this is going to be a site to see.

reply to post by 5ealchris

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PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!!

The sheer amount of epicness from our rendition of this song will be forever etched into the books of history.

InfamousINC

Well I am in the office giving interviews... should I be getting Male and Female pole dancers???

Oh, and the first round of drinks are on me... so get something good k?

reply to post by Zaimless

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Female pole dancers! Preferably some with tattoo's and piercings.

And don't forget mirrors on the ceiling in the V.I.P rooms

InfamousINC

This shall set the mood for everyone.

YouTube Link

Prepare to lose control.

InfamousINC

*drinks triple shot mint latte and does a double back flip*

woooooooo


Walks up to microphone and sings Devil in Disguise by Elvis

*Walks off stage and
Orders a another triple shot mint latte*

reply to post by eye open doors

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Hey I work at a KFC/A&W, I can provide the food, we even have cheese curds! I'll make an extra large order just for you.

reply to post by Slash

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Ahh... hell yeah. They are not as good as the curds with squeak, but I won't turn down a batch.

Thank you

Hey there.

How do you spot an Irishman in a strip club???????



He is the one that came to drink!!!!

Throw me a beer and watch me dance!!!