You can not stop a movement of truth!!!

The same fate shall fall to the Terminators on Judgement Day my friends, find solace in the promises of RoboJesus.

Drunk,

what can I say, Robocop is just to coolest image ever given to Jesus or any other messiah for that mather.

So of course I had to jump in he hehe

If at least Jesus would have had a mettalic armor like Robocop, and a desert eagle too, he wouldn't have got his ass crucified.

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RoboJesus, I may have just found religion, does RoboJesus allow violence, if so...
Where's My Shotgun???

Yes violence against false witnesses and sinners.

Well, Agent 47, I'm glad to see RoboReligion is alive and well. Are you still taking members and do you get extra credit for being born in Detroit, albeit many years ago?
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The truth of RoboJesus is no longer confined to this etheral space of the Internet! A friend and I were discussing various subjects, when religion rose its head. I told him of this thread, and how Prophet47 was spreading the word of the Metallic Messiah. The converstaion went something like this:

ME: We've gotten to the point where we are sick of all the Jesus this/Jesus that threads, so some guy made a thread declaring Robocop as Jesus.

FRIEND: Why? Because he was a man, died, and rose stronger than ever?

See how the truth of Robocop is universal! Soon, all the world will bow their heads in reverance, and admit the glory that be onto him!

C'mon Morbid how can you compare Jesus with Robocop like that Jesus never killed anyone he sure as hell didnt have a gun.

Hark I hath a vision.

Robs 1:23 " And when the Mettalic Christ shall enter the world as he left, not a lamb but a lion. And he shall extract vengeance on those who deny him! The meek and godless shall tremble at the awe inspiring glory of the Metallic Christ and his Fiery Taurus of Justice!

Oh and Dont Tread, you brother are more than welcome in the fellowship of Jesus.

Yeah a twisted vision of Robocop as Jesus!!

A Factual Interpretation of the Second Coming.! Hail Robocop!

Still talkin BS i see!

I hath declare that the only BS spews from the mouths of the non believers, seek solace in the warmth and passion of Robojesus or feel the warmth and pain of his gun!

To quote Jesus, as spoken in the Book of Thomas, 16:2...

"They do not know that I have come to cast conflicts upon the earth: fire, sword, war."

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In comparing this image of Jesus with the Metallic Messiah, one must remember how Robocop braved the fires of chaos, used his mighty sword emitting from his right hand, and when he was met with forces of evil armed with 50 calibre recoiless Barettas.

Yea, verily, I doth speaketh onto thee... thy figure of Christ, perchance, seemeth more akin to the RoboJesus than first imagined!

Amen Brother! Amen! Repent Sinners of Detroit! Repent or flee from the justice of the Taurus of Robojesus.

Either that or blow the crap outta the car and driver.

He Who Was Murphy, in all his metallic glory.
As I said in another post....

WWRJD?

Surely you mean Peter Weller

Peter Weller is the false representation of RJ and his time shall come! REPENT!