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BTS contest: Win a date with Jedimiller


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reply posted on 16-7-2008 @ 09:31 AM by Crakeur


This contest is in no way affiliated with The Above Network, LLC (TAN). TAN will not be supplying any amenities nor will we be held liable for the cleaning of Jedi's mother's rug when you regurgitate a weeks worth of meals after seeing Jedi on the star wars couch, in his Darth Maul thong, polishing his episode 3 light saber. Any future therapy bills or hypnotist bills incurred whilst trying to rid your mind's eye of the evils you experienced while in the company of Jedi will also not be covered by TAN.
enter at your own risk, pray you lose.



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reply posted on 16-7-2008 @ 09:37 AM by whatukno


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enter at your own risk, pray you lose.


LMFAO!

Oh gods that was good!



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reply posted on 16-7-2008 @ 11:29 AM by Spreadthetruth


Jedimiller: The king of the Internet.



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reply posted on 16-7-2008 @ 12:19 PM by Camilo1


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That is the funniest thing I have ever read on ATS/BTS



Camilo



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reply posted on 16-7-2008 @ 02:22 PM by CA_Orot


Originally posted by Crakeur
TAN will not be supplying any amenities nor will we be held liable for the cleaning of Jedi's mother's rug when you regurgitate a weeks worth of meals after seeing Jedi on the star wars couch, in his Darth Maul thong, polishing his episode 3 light saber.


LOL!!!! Oh my god Crakeur that is funny stuff!!!

Oh dear...Im gonna be keeping an eye on this thread...

- Carrot



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reply posted on 16-7-2008 @ 05:05 PM by Givenmay


Originally posted by jedimiller
GM, you can bring your kids, i'll put them in jawa or ewoks suits and they can play in the living room.


Lawlergasm!

I'm speechless, lemme think of another excuse that will work!



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reply posted on 16-7-2008 @ 05:08 PM by LordInfamous





AH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAA.

lmfaooooooo.

sorry jedi. i had to. it's all good though. we all know you can take a joke.

[edit on 16-7-2008 by LordInfamous]



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reply posted on 16-7-2008 @ 05:11 PM by Mad_Hatter


Originally posted by Givenmay
Lawlergasm!




I'm going to use that word! I love it 'may!

And thanks for the image of Jedimiller in a darth maul thong polishing his 4" light saber Crakeur. What about ATS paying to clean my rug of vomit from the mental image you provided there?

And does the jedimiller brand starwars thong come with genuine jedimiller stains in it?
AND a genuine certificate of authenticity signed by jedimiller himself?

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reply posted on 16-7-2008 @ 05:25 PM by hsur2112


Has anyone seen Incredible.....Hulk, that is?

Still can't find him.

(hmmmm) Rush



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reply posted on 16-7-2008 @ 06:10 PM by MrdDstrbr


Originally posted by Givenmay
You would be torn to shreds though so, I will be the only one standing!


That sounds like a challenge to me!

Oh it's on, it's SO on!!!



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reply posted on 16-7-2008 @ 06:28 PM by LordInfamous


Originally posted by Mad_Hatter
And does the jedimiller brand starwars thong come with genuine jedimiller stains in it?
AND a genuine certificate of authenticity signed by jedimiller himself?
[edit on 7/16/2008 by Mad_Hatter]


lmfaooooooooo.

this thread's classic.



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reply posted on 16-7-2008 @ 09:07 PM by Givenmay


Originally posted by hsur2112
I'm sorry, I thought this was the "Win a Date With the Incredible Hulk" thread. Has anyone seen Incredible.....Hulk, that is?
Still can't find him.



Meet Jedi Hulk



Hehe






[edit on 7/16/2008 by Givenmay]



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reply posted on 16-7-2008 @ 10:11 PM by hsur2112


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LMAO Given. I'm dying here!!!!!!!! Now that is a Hulk! OMG

I want to win a date with him. Strong and mighty, a man who is comfortable with his green-ness.

(laughing so hard she is crying) Rush



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reply posted on 16-7-2008 @ 10:33 PM by siFtInG


I PROMISE I can find some girl, somewhere in my town, that will take this guy/jedi/entertaining critter on this offer. Give me time.



Jedi, I have found a picture, which in my opinion, (and you may just agree), sums you up, your 'attitude', your 'niche', your, .....wisdom?


i270.photobucket.com...



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reply posted on 17-7-2008 @ 01:58 AM by The Utopian Penguin


So if no ladies of BTS/ATS enter your contest Jedi who wins ?


ANSWER: The Ladies



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reply posted on 17-7-2008 @ 04:28 AM by LordInfamous


Originally posted by The Utopian Penguin
So if no ladies of BTS/ATS enter your contest Jedi who wins ?


ANSWER: The Ladies


wow. lmao.

[edit on 17-7-2008 by LordInfamous]



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reply posted on 17-7-2008 @ 05:12 AM by AccessDenied


Originally posted by Givenmay
Originally posted by hsur2112
I'm sorry, I thought this was the "Win a Date With the Incredible Hulk" thread. Has anyone seen Incredible.....Hulk, that is?
Still can't find him.



Meet Jedi Hulk



Hehe





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That's a nice strategically placed number..
I don't go for muscles though.
And steroids have devastating side effects...



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reply posted on 17-7-2008 @ 05:19 AM by AccessDenied


OMG! OMG! OMG!
I FOUND HER JEDI!!!!


Just call me cupid...

I believe her name is under..
Google search...



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reply posted on 17-7-2008 @ 05:39 AM by Obliv_au


beware anyone who invites you into their den, which is in a basement.


it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose.
yes it does, precious. it gets the hose.




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reply posted on 17-7-2008 @ 01:32 PM by LordInfamous


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damn ad. just damn. lmao.

i wish bts had a forum of fame section like this other board i go to. if it did this would the FIRST thread to go in there.



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