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BTS contest: Win a date with Jedimiller


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reply posted on 19-8-2008 @ 07:19 AM by jedimiller


Originally posted by LordInfamous
ok jedi, i gave in and looked at the pics.

they were pretty funny, and yes, you do got balls to make a fool outta yourself like that.


lol, thanks man. now go send them to all your girlfriends!



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reply posted on 19-8-2008 @ 07:20 AM by jedimiller


Originally posted by q_ball
Jedi,

After seeing those pictures. The Union of Wack Posters Supports this thread.



I'm glad the union supports this thread. Can I be president of this union? or do I need a special license or something



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reply posted on 19-8-2008 @ 04:14 PM by LordInfamous


Originally posted by jedimiller
Originally posted by LordInfamous
ok jedi, i gave in and looked at the pics.

they were pretty funny, and yes, you do got balls to make a fool outta yourself like that.


lol, thanks man. now go send them to all your girlfriends!


well, she isin't one of my g/f's but, maybe i should send em to bombeni.



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reply posted on 19-8-2008 @ 09:07 PM by q_ball


reply to post by jedimiller



Apply within the union thread for more information



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reply posted on 22-8-2008 @ 05:12 PM by LordInfamous


Originally posted by LordInfamous
ok jedi, i gave in and looked at the pics.

they were pretty funny, and yes, you do got balls to make a fool outta yourself like that.


Originally posted by jedimiller
lol, thanks man. now go send them to all your girlfriends!



Originally posted by jedimiller
The following is my Dating history.




1985-89. The early years-- Dated 4 girls, went to the dance with one, went to school with another. numerous others went with me to the skating ring. Had a fake wedding in the courtyard with Cindy.

1989-1991- High school years-- Dated a gymnist and a counselor.

1991- All grown up.-- Dated 4 girls in the 12th grade. one my full time GF and 3 on the side, weekends. went to the prom with my Full time GF and moved in together.

1992- Just got married era-- Not much activity, but still managed to date 4 girls that year.

1992-1998-The married years. No dating era.

1998-Divorce year--started dating again. dated at least 100 girls(college). Dated a karaoke singer named illiana, we used to sing duets together and we dated for about 2 years. went to the comic con together too. she was a most beautiful girl. Took her to a depeche mode concert in 1999.

1999- Ep1 Era. --Height of my Dating experience. Dated Natalie Portman for 3 days, or some might say a week. depends on how long you think spring break lasts. Well, You know the story.

2000-2005- Peak of my dating era-- [Fullfillment]. Dated over 300 different girls at different times and different places. Mostly, meeting girls at bars and bookstores..or celeb parties. Not to brag or anything.


2005-2006- Dormant era --dated a few, coffee or dinner once in a while. but not too much movement this year, because of work and finances.

2006-2008- The fallout. Dated older woman but managed to stay cool with the younger crowd. Comic con brings back my Mojo in 2008. Dated 3 or 4 cute girls, but nothing like Natalie Portman.







the irony.

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[edit on 22-8-2008 by LordInfamous]



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reply posted on 22-8-2008 @ 09:26 PM by q_ball


You Date Natalie Portman Jedi?

I need proof of this man!



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reply posted on 23-8-2008 @ 02:21 AM by CA_Orot


I think I heard something about jedi dating Natalie..... I'll have to ask her over coffee tomorrow...


- Carrot



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reply posted on 23-8-2008 @ 03:09 AM by q_ball


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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt you know her too? this is insane i cant tell if this is serious or not lol



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reply posted on 23-8-2008 @ 07:30 AM by _Phoenix_


Originally posted by q_ball
reply to post by CA_Orot



whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt you know her too? this is insane i cant tell if this is serious or not lol

Welcome to the internet.



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reply posted on 23-8-2008 @ 04:02 PM by LordInfamous


Originally posted by _Phoenix_
Welcome to the internet.


the internet is not real.



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reply posted on 26-8-2008 @ 08:13 AM by Brain Damaged


oh brother. do you believe your own bs? ive asked you several questions in the past in more than one thread and so far you haven't responded to me at all. what a surprise. i see you.



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reply posted on 26-8-2008 @ 10:07 PM by unholsteredmedia


Yes, some threads I believe should

die in peace!



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reply posted on 8-9-2008 @ 11:06 PM by TheBadge


uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what the heck!?!?! hhaahhaahaha
this is a good one..um did anyone win or what? hahaha

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reply posted on 9-9-2008 @ 11:56 AM by Zaimless


1) Because I love Wookies!!!

2) I don't, I want to be a Wookie...

3)Didn't see it, sorry...



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reply posted on 18-4-2009 @ 06:38 PM by baseball101


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this is hilarious ... just thought i'd bump this thread haha



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reply posted on 18-4-2009 @ 06:57 PM by AccessDenied


EEEE Gads...
This is what needs to become of this thread.

YouTube Link

'NUFF SAID.



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reply posted on 30-6-2009 @ 12:53 PM by nick_napalm


I think this was one of the greatest threads ever conceived.


End of story.



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reply posted on 30-6-2009 @ 01:18 PM by Extralien


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I'm almost surprised it never went viral.

It's one of those gems that don't normally happen..



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reply posted on 25-12-2009 @ 03:29 AM by zazzafrazz


sigh~ All i wanted for xmas was to win this date.....I must be on santas naughty not nice list.



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reply posted on 25-12-2009 @ 03:46 AM by AccessDenied


Originally posted by zazzafrazz
sigh~ All i wanted for xmas was to win this date.....I must be on santas naughty not nice list.



jedimiller.blogspot.com...



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