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Topic started on 15-7-2008 @ 03:11 AM by jedimiller
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Many will enter, only 3 will win!
Drinking beer in my Star Wars room picture
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What will you win? A date with the fantastic lord Jedimiller from ATS. There will be 3 prizes in the drawing/contest.
Grand Prize: A 3 night stay with Jedimiller in his Star Wars room. Sleep in his Star Wars bed and watch Revenge of the Sith in his Star Wars themed
pillow couch.
Second Prize: A duel with Jedimiller. Includes a duel battle in Jedimiller's living room. Toy Lightsabers included. The winner takes home a piece of
history. Jedimiller's Darth Maul underwear.
Third Prize: Drink beer with Jedimiller while playing the Star Wars Trading card game (TGC) from wizards. Bring your own deck.
To enter please answer the following questions.
1. Why do you love Star Wars?
2. Would you want to be a Jedi or a Sith?
3. What did you think of the Star Wars Holiday Special?
Good luck to everyone!
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 11:21 AM by Extralien
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1. 'cos Ronald Reagan was an actor..oh and a president too..or was he acting then too?
2 Jedi without a doubt..
3. Not bad, I got a tan.
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 01:56 PM by Givenmay
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LMAO....what a contest!
May the best person win! 
I can't enter because, my kids would have to come along and your toys would get ransacked...then you would lose all your powers!
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 02:41 PM by Brain Damaged
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wow. what a contest! here i thought that in light of the presidential candidate contest that the world was doomed. then i see this. there is hope for
the world. thank heck that there is someone who makes a silver lining on todays problems. a date with jedimiller. what a fantasy. playing with his
star wars figures while he talks about his achievements in life. i don't think i could play with those star war figures while listening to his
fantastical prose. i would be too enthralled with his super prowess. i can't believe he is such a good member to society that he would offer a moment
in his presence. ladies, imagine how cool it would be to watch him in his yoda jammies as he practices his kung fu moves. how hot is that?
please jedi, can i enter? i'll bring over some gummy bears and pretzel combos and talk in my yoda voice.
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 02:52 PM by Mad_Hatter
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This isn't serious is it? Please, I hope its not serious.
I will duel you though. I'll bring my real light saber.
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 04:00 PM by MrdDstrbr
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Man, I love these self-satire threads 
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 04:20 PM by AccessDenied
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 05:03 PM by Acidtastic
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1-I don't
2-No,not really,though the powers that a jedi has are pretty cool
3-I haven't seen it
I didn't win a date with you,did I 
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 05:04 PM by Mad_Hatter
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Are you looking for men or women to enter the contest?
I'm sorry I couldn't resist...
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 05:25 PM by Givenmay
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Oh yea, are you providing a round trip plane ticket, or gas?
I bet neither!
...is the food, and drink provided by you?
[edit on 7/15/2008 by Givenmay]
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 05:42 PM by whatukno
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Thats right boys and girls, win a date with the one and only JediMiller! The fantacy date of a lifetime as you get wooed by this force driven hunk!
Yes you and two lucky ladies (or guys) can experience a date of a lifetime with this unique member of abovetopsecret.com!
Don't wait, your all expense paid (by you) date will include...
1. an exclusive look at JediMiller's patent pending time traveling microwave!
2. an exciting look at all of JediMiller's star wars memorabilia!
3. a signed autograph by ATS's own resident star wars expert!
Yes this is your rare opportunity to be where so few have gone before by entering to win this *DATE JEDIMILLER CONTEST*!!!
* Complete Rules of Entry: Must be 21 years of age or older to enter. Contest open to members of abovetopsecret.com only. Top
prizes are non transferable and non negotiable. TheAboveNetwork LLC holds no liability for the safety of any contestant winning this contest. Contest
open to human life forms only, Droids, Clones, and Semi Gelatinous life forms are prohibited from entry into this contest. All contestants agree to
sign a personal indemnity waver absolving JediMiller from liability in the event of injury due to loss of consciousness in the event of crippling
boredom. Any attempt at using the microwave time machine is at contestants own risk. LucasArts and George Lucas hold no claim to know JediMiller. All
contestants agree to at least a 3 minute meeting upon winning this contest. Void in Alabama. Void where prohibited by law and decency. JediMiller and
the Sith Cat are registered trademarks of creepylonersthatliveintheirmothersbasement INC, all rights reserved. Grand Prize, 3 night stay in
JediMillers star wars room subject to availability. Second Prize, JediMillers autographed Darth Maul underwear, may have been previously used. Third
Prize, Alcoholic Beverages provided by contestant, byob. Wizards of the Coasts Star Wars card game available wherever lonely teenage Star Wars geeks
congregate. The use of which does not constitute a contract with Wizards of the Coast or its affiliates. All contestants must endure a telling of
JediMiller recounting his infamous date with Natalie Portman, Natalie Portman does not acknowledge ever meeting JediMiller, or would admit so if she
had. All female contest winners agree to wear a custom Princess Leia slave girl bikini to a Star Wars convention of JediMillers choice upon winning.
All photographs, movies, and any articles of clothing left at JediMillers residence are assumed property of JediMiller.
[edit on 7/15/2008 by whatukno]
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 05:42 PM by MrdDstrbr
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LOL, you're actually seriously thinking about it, aren't you GM? 
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 05:49 PM by Givenmay
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Why would you think that?
I am only asking what is included so the winner will know what to expect!
...maybe you should enter since you guys are sooo much alike...
....true soul mates, I would say!
*runs out of thread*
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 06:01 PM by AccessDenied
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OMG! CALL 911, I'm gonna die laughing..
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 06:14 PM by MrdDstrbr
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 06:43 PM by LordInfamous
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i like nice feet. 
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 06:51 PM by Givenmay
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....are you suggesting that Lord Jedi show you his footsies?
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 06:52 PM by 5ealchris
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My ninja senses are tingling.
They tell me that this room is in your moms basement  .
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 06:54 PM by Mad_Hatter
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So who gets to keep your blowup Yoda sex doll? Is it the grandprize winner, or maybe the second place one?
"Good, it feels"
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reply posted on 15-7-2008 @ 07:11 PM by LordInfamous
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lmao..oh man i love this site.
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