When I'm in the mood for chilli I like is so hot that my arse is left running around crying..
"What the heck did I do wrong to deserve that?"

Which is odd because I like my Indian curries more mild/tangy.
I won't be able to feel the heat for a while in my mouth though.The last time it was this scorched,I had ate one of those burgers with the melted
cheese filling..
Also straight from the pan.. DUHHH..
MMMM..lava burgers.. argggghh!!!.