2 male friends are catching up in a bar having a good ol chat.
One of them says to the other:
"Mate, i really put my foot in it the other day. I was at the train station and about to buy a ticket to Pittsburgh - when it was my turn i realised
the gorgeous woman who was about to serve me had the biggest set of knockers i had seen in a long time. You know what i said to her?"
"What?"
"I will have 1 picket to tittsburgh."
"Ha ha oh mate do not feel too bad about that - it can happen to the best of us. Last week while having dinner with my wife i had the same
experience."
"What happened?"
"I meant to ask her to pass me the salt but instead i said "You ruined my life you c**t!!"
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ooOOOOOOOooooohhhhh....
I thought you meant THIS kind of BAR.
Now it makes sense.
Good one.
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Wow couldn't imagine such a statement "slipping out" lol....
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That was pretty friggin funny.
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