Hello. Ask Questions. Receive Answers here. We'll do our best.

We can see why many of you are so intrigued by this website. Only after a few minutes we bookmarked many threads for further reading. Many are getting close to being marginally accurate to our suprise.

As the subject says, Ask Questions. Receive Answers here.

*We will not tell you what exactly what to ask or what we can answer.

*We will only post in this thread.

*The more specific the question the less likely it will be answered.

*The shorter the questions the better. Time is not a privilege for any of us.

reply to post by username8888

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Who are you? How many are included in "We"?

Is the "surprise" good or bad in nature for the majority of the population?

Will this "surprise" come soon, or sometime later?

Is there anything you can tell us that might give us a clue to your identity?

The game here usually goes something like this: First people will play along to see how interesting/plausible the original poster is. As it gets deeper people may or may not start to get a little more forward and skeptical, as is only natural on a website that gets several hoax attempts per week, this you must understand.

Fine. Okay, I will bite.

Do you prefer Domino's Pizza or Pizza Hut....or the real Italian kind?

Enquiring minds really want to know

[edit on 5-5-2008 by greeneyedleo]

Oh, I have another question - you did ask for them!!

Is it true what they say about the size of an alien's head?

I can see this thread taking a rapid dive. But here goes.

Are you, or have you served in any military branches (official or otherwise).

Have you ever had access to classified material?

What is your (rough) location? How old is your "group" on average?

Is it true that the fried flesh of a wombat tastes just like chicken?

Also, do you happen to know where I can find any of my missing socks?

Thanks in advance.

Let's try not to wander too far from the Forum Topic when asking questions...

Thank you.

8888 (hope you don't mind me calling you this for short, it kinda suits you and theres no need for formalities here), are you a megalomaniac?

Ok, here goes. Should I run to the hills or rather prefer the plains?

Are there underground bases in Finland?

Thanks.

reply to post by Gemwolf

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Sorry bout that Gemwolf, I'll be more direct to the topic at hand....



Are you using an Intergalactic Wireless Router to connect to ATS or did you have to actually travel to earth and access our internet directly?

Are your spaceships equipped with wiper blades to sweep the space dust from the "windshield"?

Have you ever witnessed a cat in weightless conditions? If so, do you have any video that you could upload to YouTube?

When mutilating cows, why do you aliens never remove the tenderloin? (It's by far the most tasty part of a cow, you should really try it sometime).

Our world's governments have been involved in an ongoing and deliberate coverup regarding purported visits to the moon. Could you please put this issue to rest by going up there and carving off a slice of the cheese for all to see?

I have many more questions but I don't want to take up too much of your time, I'm sure you and your co-aliens are very busy.

Thanks.

How come you haven't responded to any questions yet?

Don't you have anything better to do?

Do you feel more important now that people actually posted responses to this thread?

What shade of lipstick do you wear when fantasizing about about being El Presidente of the world/

Are you off your meds, and if so, have you considered jogging on the railroad tracks with an ipod on?

Sigh. And I was expecting the answer to everything. If it's not replied to in less than 30 minutes is it still free?

reply to post by morthn1waytoskinacat

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Please see my post above. Try and keep to the topic (and do so without insulting your fellow members). I know it's hard in cases like these, but let's try and give everyone a fair chance...

Ok. How did the dogone tribe have prior knowledge of sirius b hundreds of years ago? Have we been visited by slimey foul smelling dolphin like critters?

reply to post by username8888

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Okay, here we have a surprised alien in ATS with lots of book marked threads for further readings and is ready to answer our questions? Great to have you here Mr/Ms. Alien. Only one question: Can you please tell us, which are those book marked threads?

Thanks in advance.

this is truthfully, the funniest mental image I have ever experienced. Thank you.

And I love that my Dominos thread is getting verbal play here.

Is there a chance that you will tell me when the next "big" incident will be?









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[edit on 5-5-2008 by jasonjnelson]

Hello and welcome to ATS username8888 !

Why do my freckles move around on my arm's sometime's forming shape's i.e loveheart's and horse shoes and also forming line's ?

Why does my skin burn in a certain area on my left forearm ?

Why do i have two tiny punture mark's on my left inner arm with pale white circles around them ?

What are those little tiny white metalic spark's i keep seeing ?

What are the tiny white metalic spark's purpose ?

Why do i see odd shadow's moving out the corner of my eye ?

Why do mark's and dint's appear on my wall's sometimes even strange writing ?

Why do these marking's sometimes move and change location ?

Who is in those Range rover sport hse vehicles that always gather in my village ?

Who was in my bedroom when i was around nine year's old and everything including all the content's turned bleach white followed with that ohh where here tone ?

Any help you could provide would be welcome.

Take care.

Regards
Lee







[edit on 5-5-2008 by h3akalee]

I thought that this answer was already discovered. Remember 1966, Ann Arbor Michigan?

Yeah, thats right...

username8888.....

* what will happen in 2012, and how can i survive it

*how can i know what is true and what is disinfo

* which threads did you bookmark

*how much longer do we have to live like this, the more things i read, the more i feel like i live in hell on earth

*what happened to me age 7-8

.................... thanks, cheryl.