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Proof that Paris Hilton is a robot




Topic started on 4-5-2008 @ 12:26 AM by Karlhungis




I thought this was pretty funny.



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reply posted on 4-5-2008 @ 12:40 AM by Alxandro


Looks like a Paris malfunction.



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reply posted on 4-5-2008 @ 12:48 AM by spacedoubt


She's too young for botox, yeah, I vote robot, with limited facial positioning abilities.



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reply posted on 4-5-2008 @ 12:38 PM by LordInfamous


all i wanna know is why do ppl think she's pretty?

this girl IS NOT attractive...



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reply posted on 4-5-2008 @ 12:49 PM by bigbert81


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I'm with ya.

Soooooo many MUCH more pretty girls than she.

She's about a 6/10.



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reply posted on 4-5-2008 @ 01:09 PM by AGENT_T


Originally posted by LordInfamous
all i wanna know is why do ppl think she's pretty?




I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting

She looks like one of my friends from Dubai actually.. She was better than Paris though.. Cuter and could actually hold a conversation..Even though she was Russian(Language barrier.. Not saying Russians are thickies )



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reply posted on 4-5-2008 @ 02:14 PM by Alxandro


She actually looks like a sweet little old lady if you ask me, but I don't think little old ladies make home videos using night vision technology.

She is famous because the media has shoved her down our throats.
They try to convince us the public "she is famous, you will accept her as a celebrity" and we just say "OK".
It's like some sort of mind control if you think about it, and it's very similar to what Darren Brown does with Neural Linguistic Programming.

So in regards to this thread, she may indeed by a experimental "robot" of some sort, the fact that the animated GIF shows her many times in the same pose may say something.



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reply posted on 23-5-2008 @ 03:14 PM by Kmrcg


Originally posted by Karlhungis



I thought this was pretty funny.


pmsl



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reply posted on 23-5-2008 @ 03:36 PM by Dr Love


Originally posted by LordInfamous
all i wanna know is why do ppl think she's pretty?



There are four levels of "attractive" for me, and all equally important. Looks are one, brains are another, spirit is another, and class is another. She's physically attractive to me. Regarding the other three she's not attractive.

Peace

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reply posted on 27-7-2008 @ 05:19 AM by nahsik


how she considered a celebrity? she really has not accomplished anything in life. I really hate hate women like this and what is worse when I see girls as young as 9 and 10 wanting to be like Paris Hilton it makes my blood boil.



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reply posted on 27-7-2008 @ 02:39 PM by Omega85


Just as i suspected, really though, i never noticed that before.
must be her best side or something.


Yeah i have seen better looking for sure, but that doesnt negate the fact that i would tap it senseless .



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reply posted on 27-7-2008 @ 02:49 PM by Lysergic


She does the same pose because her left all is all jacked up...




lazy eye ftl.



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reply posted on 27-7-2008 @ 03:03 PM by Omega85


oh yeah,

just had a look, apparently her mother has a lazy eye aswell.


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reply posted on 7-8-2008 @ 08:53 AM by Michael Pait


apparently druids issued a press conference of how intolerable it was for john mccain to compare barrack obama to the reptilian overlord. i was impressed because mcain was all physically fit and had all his clothes starched.



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reply posted on 16-8-2008 @ 02:48 AM by tigpoppa


if this was true then we have all truly died and gone to heaven if we cna go and pick up apris hilton robots. NOt only does she stand for perfection in beauty but she can make anything look hot. did you see that hideous bathing suit she wore in that commercial about McCain, she made even that piece of gypsy trash look good.



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reply posted on 18-8-2008 @ 01:49 AM by LordInfamous


Originally posted by Lysergic




she looks like a damn ostrich.




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reply posted on 18-8-2008 @ 02:05 AM by sexysadie


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I agree. Also I’ve been thinking she’s getting sexier as she ages. IMO she’ll probably reach her sexiness-peak in her 40’s.



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