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A 5 year old solves the chicken or egg dilemma




Topic started on 2-5-2008 @ 10:31 PM by Jazzyguy


My most annoying niece was asked the age-old question of which comes first, the chicken or the egg. Her answer is..... the chicken.

Why the chicken?
She said because the chicken has two legs, so it runs faster, therefore the chicken comes first. As in comes first.. TO THE FINISH LINE!

That silly girl. And as if an egg can run at all. At least now that she is older, she's much calmer and not as annoying as she's used to be.



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reply posted on 3-5-2008 @ 10:23 PM by TheComte


She's brilliant. A real 'out-of-the-box' thinker. Seriously, she could be a genius. How old is she?



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reply posted on 4-5-2008 @ 01:26 AM by funky monk


haha, that joke made my day - thanks for posting.



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reply posted on 4-5-2008 @ 06:45 PM by Jazzyguy


She's almost 5 now. And a more nicer and obedience kid.



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reply posted on 4-5-2008 @ 10:26 PM by Now_Then


I have know the answer to this question since I was also an annoying kid - I wrote the book on annoying.

It is blatantly obvious that the Egg came before the Chicken.

First rule in an exam is to read the question (RTFQ!!)

At no point is the egg specified as a Chicken egg!

Dinosaurs laid eggs..... Ergo the Egg came first.

I have been saying this for years - yet the question is still 'unanswered'... Ever feel like your ????




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reply posted on 7-5-2008 @ 01:40 PM by Graber


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EGGSACTLY (pun intended). I seriously can't believe more people haven't responded with this kind of answer.



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reply posted on 17-5-2008 @ 05:42 PM by Aldolas


In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth... ....
And on the 4th day he created fish and eggs... not! xD

Creationists have it a lot easier.
In evolution it was probably the egg, because the birds that laid the first chicken egg, weren't chickens.

So the answer to the Q is:
According to evolution: the egg!
According to creation: the chicken!

The ultimate answer.... shouldn't be posted in this forum! ROFL



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