No conspiracy here just funny and maybe worth it too lighten the mood in the world today...

US Attorney General John Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school.
After a few minutes of speaking he says, "I will now answer any
questions you have."

Timmy stands up and says: "I have four questions:
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"

Just then the recess bell goes off and the kids rush out to play.

Upon returning, Mr. Ashcroft says: "I am sorry we were interrupted. I
will answer any questions you have."

A little girl named Julie stands up and says: "I have six
questions:
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
5. Why did the recess bell ring twenty minutes early?
6. Where is Timmy?"


[Edited on 2/27/2004 by nativeokie]

I think this is more of a BTS post...

It is a BTS post. Look under the jokes link...

It is now...

Sorry about that. I was not even aware of BTS, I have spent all my time in ATS.

Sorry about that