Originally posted by ImJaded
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Three men are captured my cannibals. 1 German, 1 French, and 1 Amercian. The chief said, "Due to our holiday, I shall grant each of you 1 wish, then
you get whipped 30 times on the back, then you can go."
The German says, "I want a pillow strapped to my back." The chief agrees, straps a pillow on the German's back and gives him 30 lashes. Around the
10th lash, the pillow gave out and the German walked off crying.
The French say, "I want 2 pillows strapped to my back." The chief agrees, straps 2 pillows on the French's back and gives him 30 lashes. Around the
20th, last, the pillow gave out and the French walked off limping.
The chief says to the Amercian, "Since you are from a great country, I shall give you 2 wishes."
The Amercian says, "Thank you. For my first wish, I want not 30 lashes, but 100 lashes."
The chief says, "Not only do you come from a great country, you are noble too, what is your last wish?"
The Amercian replys, "Strap the frenchman to my back."
Love this joke!
No idea if this is to harsh but its true for Amsterdam:
Whats the difrence between a Sl*t and a B*tch......
The S*lut sleeps with everyone and a B*tch sleeps with everyone except you!
