**BREAKING** Bush's Break Down: Full Disclosure?

Washington DC - President Bush, in a state of what some are calling "delusional", went on a 20 minute tirade that has many reporters and staffers confused. President Bush was quoted as saying, "It's a lie! It's all a lie! Nothing is what you think it is! I can't do this anymore! Don't you people understand?" The President went on to mention many reviled "conspiracy" topics such as the existence of UFO's, the truth about 911, the pyramids and something about a group called the "reptilians".