If you were to create a clone army, what person would you choose? and why?

Or perhaps I could make a army of AGENT_T's...

That surely would be a force to be reckoned with!

You don't know that. I'm not talking about clones cells that are inserted into a woman to give birth. I'm talking about a process that we haven't gotten too. As seen in attack of the clones. Tube babies. they are similar in everyway. Also they will grow up to be the same person because they all live in the same training space. they all eat the same, have the same clothing, they are given the same education. etc.

So they may not be 100% the same, but i'd say about 80%.


I would not clone Chuck Norris because he's too short.

Indeed Jango came from that wonderful state of Mexico called New Zealand .

Jedi you and geography just don't get along!

MonKey



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Well, that's where the actor is from. But I've met him in person. trust me in the movies he's supposed to be mexican.

Edit mine.

Incorrect. Of all people, I would have expected you to know this one. According to the source, starwars.com, Jango Fett is from Concord Dawn, not Mexico.



TheBorg

Well, thats in the databank, but it shouldn't be a surprise to you when Lucas uses all these alien races and people and they actually represent something in real life. it's all in the accent.
here's a list.

jar jar-jamaican
watoo-italian
obiwan kenobi-jesus
jabba the hutt-iraqi
jango fett-mexican
trade federation-asian people.
tusken raiders-arabs

and so on..

I figured that's what you would've been getting at, but any opportunity to rattle some chains!

MonKey

Stephen Hawking

Anyone can be trained to be "Army Strong". People with the brilliance of Stephen Hawking come along once in a lifetime, if ever. Sure, millions of wheelchair-bound guys talking like a Speak & Spell might sound ineffective as an army... right up to the point they collectively work together to design technology so advanced it gives even your basest soldier a godlike advantage over the enemy's toughest elite.

And in peace time, the Hawking Army could be put to work designing cool new spaceships, time travel, and holodecks.

Plus, he's got this awesome exoskeleton

image source: http://atsmedia.cachefly.net/uploads/ats53876_hawking-exo.jpg



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I would clone Zeb Carroll - dont ask just nod. hes the Chuck Norris of my group of friends.

Well this is no fun cause I would clone myself. 2 million wukkys runnin around the country would be 1 halarious and 2 terrifying. I would laugh my ass off at the idea of a whatukno in every town across the world. (can you just imagine the halarity that would insue?)

But to follow the young padiwans rules I would have to choose...

Lewis Black!

Yes millions upon millions of Lewis Black's running around causing havoc.

Its a close second to cloning myself and I think it would be fun.

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Eh, Chuck Norris, I guess he's taken...
There is no hope for my army anymore, however...
no, maybe the great commander g dubya, no, no, no, erm hmm... Jackie Chan, hmm... I don't know, this is a tough question...

You couldn't clone Chuck Norris, because there's not a needle on Earth strong enough to pierce his skin. That and he'd roundhouse kick anyone who tried.

I would clone a Delta Force Soldier. They are now known as other things. But they are a unit that does the dirtiest of all missions/operations.

id choose that child weightlifter. why? because all those roids must make him crazy as hell, plus hes small so hes a smaller target and hes friggin huge so he could outmuscle alot of guys twice his age/height rofl