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reply posted on 21-3-2008 @ 09:18 PM by thehumbleone


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That site could be useful if I was looking to get married. Although I really didn't see that much info on it. Maybe I'll look back at it in a couple years.



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reply posted on 2-7-2008 @ 10:53 PM by LordInfamous



Originally posted by Givenmay
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.



hmmmm. i'm gonna have to start applying this one. is this how i should do it..?

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reply posted on 3-7-2008 @ 08:53 PM by Deson


Dearest Mistress of the all knowing concerning relationships,
I beseech you with a quandary. I have tried several of the items in your lofty and well thought out listing. Name 10, 12, and 3. Alas, the girls all have left me ... with a broken heart and in one case a broken Femur.

Where oh where have I gone so horrendously wrong?

Yours in stitches, (literally)

Deson.



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reply posted on 3-7-2008 @ 09:00 PM by Dan Tanna


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ROFL... So you got 'Girly hand bag' slapped into a broken femur ? lol the shame.

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reply posted on 3-7-2008 @ 09:20 PM by Deson


Actually it was more of a case of using a putter.... she said that I wasn't good enough to waste an Iron or Driver on.



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reply posted on 7-7-2008 @ 01:23 PM by Givenmay


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That was a weak azz hit, or push if you ask me!

He would have saved face not even doing anything!




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reply posted on 7-7-2008 @ 01:28 PM by Givenmay


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Deson hun, I can't see you doing any of those things on the list, you cant fool me!



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reply posted on 9-7-2008 @ 07:14 PM by LordInfamous



Originally posted by Givenmay
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That was a weak azz hit, or push if you ask me!

He would have saved face not even doing anything!




it's not like jay needed to hit her hard. you don't really have to hit a woman too hard in order to hurt her ass

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reply posted on 10-7-2008 @ 08:18 PM by Deson



Originally posted by Givenmay
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Deson hun, I can't see you doing any of those things on the list, you cant fool me!






Curses! Methinks I have been found out in my jest!

Naive though I maybe in a lot of areas, I thought that I could gain knowledge of what not to do. Alas! I have been found out! (chuckle)



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reply posted on 10-7-2008 @ 08:20 PM by Lysergic


If I get this fwd to me in an email, the poo will hit the fan.




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