How to keep a girl...lol!

...well thankx, I never smile much!
I would try the tape in a neon color though!
I've seen several colors at Wal-Mart!

reply to post by Givenmay

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So that's what I have been doing wrong Thanks for pointing it out to me I might try some of these things and see how well my love life improves

reply to post by whatukno

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I don't see why it would'nt work for you!
I always like a guy that gives me a challenge so,
I turn myself into that challenge!

For instance, on my part,
if I am at a bar, and see someone that I am interested in,
I like to ignore them, it's bait!

They know that they look good, and wonder why I do not seem to acknowledge them!

Eventually, they will try and do things to get my attention,
I act like they don't exist!

They will just be more drawn to me!

Then they will buy me a drink and try to conversate,
I just say thankx and walk away! lol

(When they seem to give up and ignore me, I start liking them)

I know, I sound crazy haha!

reply to post by Givenmay

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Wow! by your theory I must be the hottest guy on EARTH! I get ignored by every woman I meet. wow I feel damn sexy now

reply to post by whatukno

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No, you have mistaken me dear, you are the one that is supposed to ignore them!
They should notice that, and atleast ask why you are'nt talking! lol

reply to post by Givenmay

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Ok got it, Ill start ignoring the heck out of them women. That will show em im interested. In fact when they come up to me and start a conversation ill leave the bar, that ought to just make em fall head over heals for me

reply to post by whatukno

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Exactley, do it!
It will make them feel like running after you!
It will also bring their self-esteem down a lil bit!
Thats what you gotta aim for!
The next time those girls bump into you, they should be jealous of which one actually gets your attention!

That seriously has to be the most ass backward logic I have ever heard! I know it's true, frankly I am so glad I have given up on that aspect of life

Good lord what a wast of our time (dating)

[edit on 3/7/2008 by whatukno]

reply to post by whatukno

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You think I am joking, don't you?
I am dead serious! haha
I know you remember me posting on another thread that,
I run from people who like me!

reply to post by Givenmay

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Ok I remember that, um so should I like you and pretend I don't or not like you and pretend I do? I am confused here now. Wasn't there a puppy involved a few minutes ago? Wait wait wait that was another thread sorry.

I think I am gonna turn gay now.

reply to post by whatukno

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I could'nt tell you!
My own tactics should'nt be used on myself, it does'nt mix well!
I would probably get confused, or something!
I felt like you were ignoring me for a while already!
I thought you might have been practicing for a bit!

reply to post by Givenmay

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That is exactly true and that's how it works.

Give it a try whatukno.

reply to post by thehumbleone

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I haven't dated for so long, I couldn't imagine going through that nightmare again. Women confuse the holy living out of me most of the time. So I am supposed to ignore them thereby giving them a clear signal that I like them.(what if I haven't noticed them at all? is that like telling a woman that they are so insignificant that it must be true love or something?) But if I do like them it's a sign they should run away.

Women should come with a handbook.

For example what if I put Givenmay on ignore? What signal would that send? and how would I know the signal got the proper response cause I wouldn't be able to see what she posted.

[edit on 3/7/2008 by whatukno]

reply to post by whatukno

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No, you got it all wrong. You're playing hard to get. This means after they talk to you, or you talk to them, you show them you're unaffected by their beauty.

One example of this would be telling a blonde woman that for some reason you've only dated brunettes, thus disqualifying her in a way.

This will make her want to chase you because if she is a beautiful woman, she no doubt gets compliments from douches in the club or wherever all the time.

So when you show you're not affected by her beauty like everyone else, she will wonder why and start to pursue you.

That's just scratching the surface though, there's a lot more to it than that.

reply to post by thehumbleone

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U could'nt be more true!
Thats exactly how I feel, at the least!

There can like be an ugly dude in a group of people around me, and if he talks to everyone but, me I'm like, what the hell, am I ugly too? lol

thehumbleone is right...though it's not about being mean. It's about coaxing them to need your validation...

And whatukno....this is definitely a topic we don't have to debate...women are

...impossible.

They shouldn't come with a guidebook, though...they would just claim it was written by a guy...

reply to post by MemoryShock

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"Ah, geez Shock!"

You were'nt supposed to come across this thread!

You've found out a lil of my theory on how I catch my sharks!

It's okay, I will just have to go about you a different way, my pretty!

I'm going to have a few drink now, and think of a plan!

I am everywhere...

It's kind of my job here....that and I clicked on your profile to see what was new with you and found a HUGE link to this thread...



Try if you 'may', I ain't 'given' my secrets...



I envy that...I am currently unable to join you in drinks....I have to be coherant...but in thought....

Okay...if you insist...back into the shadows I go...

[edit on 8-3-2008 by Givenmay]