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"Rectum...Damn near killed 'em"




Topic started on 10-2-2008 @ 10:59 AM by TheDuckster


I've heard this saying so many times throughout my life, and tried to find out where it came from.

ALAS...to no avail.

Anyone care to take a stab at it?

Much appreciated! It's driving me bOnKeRs.

~Ducky~



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reply posted on 10-2-2008 @ 11:16 AM by Nyorai


It's an old West saying stemming from when someone tried to choke another person with a rectum. The saying means today that you shouldn't run and eat at the same time or you could get a side ache.



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reply posted on 10-2-2008 @ 11:17 AM by Nyorai


Actually
I have no idea...



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reply posted on 10-2-2008 @ 11:18 AM by ImJaded


Oh

don't I feel like a geek then ? I thought it was a play on 'wrecked em'





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reply posted on 10-2-2008 @ 11:33 AM by TheDuckster


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Hubby once told me that it has to do with being a punch-line at the end of a joke.

If that's the case, What the heck was the beginning of the joke?

~Ducky~



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reply posted on 10-2-2008 @ 12:19 PM by DamnedDirtyApes


I'm not sure of where the line originated. It was in the movie Tommy Boy where Chris Farley uses the line, that's where I remember it from.



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reply posted on 10-2-2008 @ 12:26 PM by AcesInTheHole


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I'm not sure of the joke that goes with it, I've heard that line somewhere though!

It sounds like something Larry the cable guy would say.

Get 'er done.



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reply posted on 18-2-2008 @ 11:20 AM by Kurokage


Did some surfing and found this!!



Johnny's teacher asked the class how their weekends were.
"Horrible," said Johnny. "A car hit my cat in the ass!"
"Rectum," said the teacher. "Say rectum."
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"




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reply posted on 18-2-2008 @ 02:36 PM by snowflake_obsidian


I hate this phrase. I have an aquaintence who says this phrase like every 2 minutes and it is highly annoying.



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reply posted on 18-2-2008 @ 02:55 PM by V Kaminski


Last time I heard it was during a scope... LOL. TV! First time I heard it was in the '60's in a truck stop... wink. Truckers will get it. I recommend "Tucks". LOL.

There was a young man from Northumbria, who stuck an expolsive up his bumbria... the fuseness was lit, it smelled like... Linkage to BBC news piece.

That'd warm the sub-cockular-regions...

Vic

[edit on 18-2-2008 by V Kaminski]



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reply posted on 18-2-2008 @ 06:31 PM by AccessDenied



Originally posted by AcesInTheHole
reply to post by TheDuckster



I'm not sure of the joke that goes with it, I've heard that line somewhere though!

It sounds like something Larry the cable guy would say.

Get 'er done.

Now I don't care who you are, that there's funny right there..



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reply posted on 18-2-2008 @ 08:15 PM by dgtempe


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Ding! Ding! Ducky, your husband is correct!! Its used in comedys and sit coms and movies....you just missed the first part.
(you make up the first part because you'll never hear it)

Its like being ignored in a room full of people and all of a sudden you say: "And then i killed him and i put him in the woodchipper....suddenly everyone looks at YOU!

SEE?

What else would you like to know, i'm real sharp tonight!!!




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reply posted on 18-2-2008 @ 09:10 PM by wisefoolishness


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kurokage is right, it is the punchline to a joke.
i have told this joke many times before...



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reply posted on 17-3-2008 @ 12:34 AM by JoshNorton


I'm also fond of the variation using "__er" as a female connotation.

ie. "Felcher, I hardly even know her!"



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reply posted on 19-7-2008 @ 05:59 PM by Maybach Hanson



Originally posted by DamnedDirtyApes
I'm not sure of where the line originated. It was in the movie Tommy Boy where Chris Farley uses the line, that's where I remember it from.


actually its from black sheep when he is smoking pot with the black dudes.



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reply posted on 1-8-2008 @ 10:28 PM by Chukkles


Are you sure you didn't hear,

"Wrecked him... Damn near Killed him"?????



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