Who would you smack?

reply to post by LordInfamous

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Gah...how did I know you would show up and add your 2 cents?

*Smacks Lord*

You guys are so mean!

Don't think I never reflex back if I get smacked!

1. i'm pretty and the greatest.

2. *leans out the way, then laughs at the pathetic attempt to smack his handsome face.

3. so are you

4. dosen't make a difference. your reflexes would have 0 effect.

I know who im about to smack, Lord (toe sniffer) Infamous and Spartan(BlackWaterStalker)Leonidas at the same time!


Mu hu ha ha ha ha ha ha,

These two might come up with half a brain between them

I'de really like to smack the person or machine that calls me for "a survey" when I have such little free time.




uninvited strangers who come right up to my door invading my privacy and time to "sell" me their religious views



My boss who is a #itch



Women that won't clean up after themselves in the public bathroom at work. Grown women can't wipe up their blood, urine and poop, leave paper hanging out of the toilet and don't make sure the toilet has flushed properly (Yuk!)




I would also like to smack any woman in the next bathroom stall that is so addicted to talking she can't put her cell phone down long enough to pee.



[edit on 7-9-2008 by ofhumandescent]

as you can see for some strange reason, wuk keeps my name in his mouth like a hooker keeps....certian things in her mouth.

it has now been made known to me that skl has my name is his mouth as well.

yo skl, NOBODY GIVES A about your threads. you chat link spammer.

here's the usual chat session one will read when king's present in chat.

skl: check out my thread. *insert link here*

skl: check out my thread. *insert link here*

skl: check out my thread. *insert link here*

skl: check out my thread. *insert link here*

skl: check out my thread. *insert link here*

*one of the fine females of ats enters the room*

skl: hey fine female of ats, *hugs* *squish* *evil grin*



[edit on 7-9-2008 by LordInfamous]

Smacks Nuts on the bum cause it's so cute and sexy... smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack.... cute little buttocks...

reply to post by whatukno

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nice tactic. talk in a thread that i can't respond in.

*smacks wuk like his ex-wife did whenever he couldn't give her any money.*

reply to post by LordInfamous

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Become a Fighter and shut me up lord

(SMACK)

YouTube Link

[edit on 9/8/2008 by whatukno]

reply to post by whatukno

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hey wuk. i have a serious question for you....





edit to add that i'm pretty and,





[edit on 8-9-2008 by LordInfamous]

[edit on 8-9-2008 by LordInfamous]

reply to post by LordInfamous

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Aww lord, ya know im just a giggalo...

YouTube Link

(SMACK)

Mabus, kinglizard, cyrax... Oh, you meant out in the real world. Ok.

1. People who drive 5 miles under the speed limit, holding you up, in traffic, screwing around, going just slow enough to catch that LONG ass light...and then they speed up and run it at the last second leaving you sitting there. *SMACK*

2. People who wait on you in fast food restaurants and never even look at you...or smile, or say thank you, all the while they have an attitude like they are doing you a favor by serving you food you should be throwing back in their face. *SMACK*

3. People who say "I gotta go", and an hour later are still there...talking...about nothing... *SMACK*

4. People who park in fire lanes or handicapped spaces because they are too lazy to walk 20 feet or they are in a hurry and are only going to be there for a moment...thus making it "ok". *SMACK*



...finally, an open letter to a SMACKFUL of people. (and 11 long haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus...)



Dear: Jesus/Allah/Buddha/*names of the 1000s of Hindhu gods/and another other god that has power to influence people's minds on the planet,

Please reign in some of your extremists. They're giving the rest of your religion a bad rep. If you're so all-powerful, then why can't you keep your message from being twisted and used for evil? I mean from crusades to jihads, don't your scriptures talk about peace and love?

yours with great faith...
Angela

reply to post by whatukno

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Wukky, that was just WRONG! Now that stoooopid song is STUCK in me noggin!

just like his sissified debate tactics.

Well I am Evil

LordInfamous (SMACK)

Like you know about debate tactics lord

Dirty Vegas (Mind SMACK)



[edit on 9/9/2008 by whatukno]

Right now I would like to smack whoever invented warnings (on this site) without reason. What the heck is that!! Give you a warning but don't tell you why.... what the heck... how are you suppose to know what to do about it, when you don't know what 'it' is...

smack, smack, smack.... dang...

now what the heck is going on...

forget smacking on this one... get me a gun..

shoot... actually, if they are gonna take 500 points away they should let you know why...

[edit on 9-9-2008 by Zaimless]

reply to post by whatukno

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*Wukky SMACK*

Liz Vicious...*HINEY SMACK!*

Well if it's true, then the reason is obviously because of freewill, people can do whatever they want on this planet because of freewill. Simple as that, negative and positive things are all possible.

If we only could do good things, then it would not be freewill.

You know, yin-yan, negative positive, forwards backwards, up down, etc etc. The world is full of negative and positives, and I believe there is a balance.


Anyway anyone wanna get smacked?


[edit on 9-9-2008 by _Phoenix_]

i know more than you think.

I AM THE GREATEST.

[edit on 9-9-2008 by LordInfamous]

reply to post by _Phoenix_

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You can smack me baby...