Who would you smack?

I was just reading through a number of postings and it gave me an idea. Generally I am not a angry person, but we all have our moments and we control them. But I was thinking what if we didn't control ourselves in that one moment. What if for that one second we let go.

Who would you smack? The list could be endless... I am not supporting violence as right, cause heaven knows I'd get smacked a few times myself.

So here is my rant...

When the cashier is being a bitxh I'd probably smack her.

When my friends were whiny and self loathing I would give them a smack and say wake up...

When my boss is acting like he knows something he doesn't I would smack him for sure...

So for the one second that you don't have control over yourself who would you smack??? Just wondering, cause I really believe we all have someone.

I'd smack the talking heads on TV. Expressing opinions as fact

Good thread!

Let's see, I think I'd start with rude customers. I don't want to specify a specific coffee shop that I work at, because I think I could get into some trouble, but most of you can use your imagination. With that being said, customers: I'm happy to comply when you order your Half caf "medium," 3 pump vanilla, 2 pump hazelnut, soy, quarter inch of foam, 155 degree caramel macchiato with a little extra caramel, but please don't be a pain in the rear end about it. If it's made wrong, we'll be glad to remake it for you, but please be polite and don't ever say "nobody here ever makes it right..." It's ok to make eye contact, it's ok to smile, and it's ok to thank me for putting up with such a ridiculous drink order when I've been here all day and already have a million other things on my mind.

Anyway, yeah...rude customers. That's who I'd smack first.

Oh wow...so many people to smack..so little time.
People who tell me to smile more...>SMACK<
People who tell me to wear something other than black.>SMACK<
People who take their kids to the toy section at Walmart and then wonder why they throw a tantrum about wanting everything. >SMACK<
People who "browse" through the grocery store.>SMACK<
People who talk on their cell phones while driving.>SMACK<

This is a good start...be back later with more I'm sure...

Being as how I have sometimes been very bad and naughty.

Is a spanking the same as a smack?

Self flagellation like in the deVincie code, ummmmm

I'd like to smack that cheeky moron down at the self serve store.

[edit on 15-11-2007 by whaaa]

I would smack myself.

I need it the most for all my dumb decisions.

I'd smack the glasses right off Charlie Casserly's face.

I'd smack Roger Clemens for naming all his kids with a first name that starts with "K".

I'd smack a former Mayor of New York for laughing like and idiot after everything he says.

There's a start.

Peace

superb thread.

i only have 2.

i'd smack THE HELL out the parents who actually let their kids boss them around.

i'd also smack up anybody and everybody who got on my nerves.

Who wouldn't I smack?


I'd smack poets and plowmen, butchers and bakers and candlestick-makers. . . . Kings and presidents, knaves and varlets. I'd smack 'em all.

Some people I would smack on the cheek (the facial one). Other's I'd just pat on the fanny. I wouldn't use my pimp hand, though; I'd be gentle.

Some people I would smack with a glove, inviting them to a duel.

Politicians, I'd smack them with a glove, that had a roll of quarters hidden in it.

Other people, I'd smack with a dead fish. I'd have a film crew following me, to record my escapades. I'd want dolby sound, to capture the meaty "THWACK!" of the mackeral or cod as it swiped somoene's face, and a closeup of that olenaceous slime that dead fish exude.

Then I'd smack the original poster, before putting on a medieval knight's helm. So they couldn't smack me back.

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Hey you know how it is... I don't mean to offend anyone, but I think another one I would smack would be God, and then say "What the heck do you think you were doing??? Well???"

Oh, I got me a good one today...
Internet trolls >SMACK<
and double >SMACK<

OH.. this is going to be fun.

First off:

The Celibrisults in hollywood, and on MTV, mack>
The govanator and his wackoo wife mack>
The international huckster Al Gore mack>
All the talking heads mack>
These idiots talking on thier phones when riding a bike mack>
Loud libs mack>
Osama Bin Ladin mack from a slug from my shotty>
The entire Bildiberg group mack>
Kobe (for being a spoiled pre-madona)mack>
Mitch Kupkeck and Jerry Buss for Tradeing Shaq mack>
Blind extremists mack>
George Tiller (da baby killer)mack>
George Tennant mack>
Gaven Newsome mack>
Rurpurt Murdoch mack>
The politicaly correct police mack>
People that resist arrest mack>
People that make fun of 'special' people mack>
My High School english teachers (all 4 of them) mack>
Molesting preists mack>
Anti-American Imams mack>
Sindy Shehan mack>
The girl at Panda Express that gave me back change for a 10, when i gave her a 20, and wouldn't give me my change until i started screaming and went behind the counter and showed her that her registar had no $10 bills in it mack>
The people that live above me that do Kareoke til 3 am on a Wensday mack>
Gulianimack>
Romneymack>
McCain mack>
Thompson mack>
sHilliary mack>
Barrack (not that) Hussain Obama mack>
John Edwards mack>
People that kill puppies mack>
My philosiphy teachermack>
Karl Dorrel mack>
The idiot who hacked my clans Halo website mack>

Ok, ill calm down.

that's easy..."god"

oh yeah, and TKainZero... seems to need to breathe!

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Great rant..hey what do you think this is your ATS birthday or something???Geez....

I'd just like to punch everyone in my English class who reads from the textbook like this:

The text reads something like:

The quick brown fox
jumps over the peripatetic dog.

They read like:

"The quick... brownfox ... ... jumps over the pear -- pearee -- perihpatic dog."



Or the kids who read exciting dialogue in a monotone:

Text goes like: "Lo! cried Thomas. I have slain the mighty DRAGON!"

"Lo cried Thomas. I have slain the mighty dragon."

At least try and put some emotion into it. Argh.

There we go. I'm done.

I think i'll SMACK myself for reading all of this post.


*SMACK*

If only this could happen without consequence.

Who would I smack?

I would get dressed, bring a few snacks, a pack of smokes, and a few bottles of water, then go on a world wide smacking spree!

First, I would smack just about everyone at my home town.


I would then take the time to buy a plane ticket, (While smacking the person selling it to me of course) travel to D.C., then smack the president. Then I'd let him smack me back.. (Only because he needs to get his baby hands a little dirty too.)

After which, I would go to Russia, to smack Vladmir Putin right out of his boots.

After all that, I would smack myself.. For randomly smacking people.

Me again..
*SMACK*
To my ex..
For being such a freakin jerk!

To my boss,
*SMACK*
For never allowing us a weekend off.

To my neighbour
*SMACK*
For making too much noise 24/7

To Mother nature herself
*SMACK*
For always making it rain when I finally do get a day off!
GRRRRRR!!!!!!!

That generic lady, that drags her little kid around by their hand. Pulling so hard it looks like she might yank his arm out of socket.

SMACK!